IF the voyage between
Toronto and Annapolis, Nova Scotia, be easy and pleasurable during the
summer months, it most assuredly is not so during the winter. Lake and river
being fast bound with ice, the journey to the sea coast has to be performed
by rail, and for one half the distance—between Montreal and Portland—over
what is perhaps the worst laid road in America. Shall we attempt the
description of a mid-winter’s trip over that infernal line ? No ! the story
is too harrowing.
The second portion of our
journey from Portland to St. John, New Brunswick, is made in a fearful tub
belonging to the International Steam Navigation Company—the New Brunswick
—without exception the most uncomfortable, ill-found vessel it has ever been
our misfortune to light upon in any quarter of the globe; and it is not
therefore surprising that, standing on her deck, our first impressions of
the maritime provinces are the reverse of favourable. On leaving Eastport,
the steamer at pnce enters British waters, and shaping her course to the
northward end and eastward, is soon breasting the waves of the Bay of Fundy.
Between Eastport and St. John there is little diversity in the aspect of the
coast. A succession of low hills, covered with stunted pine trees, rugged
weather-beaten headlands utterly devoid of vegetation, Stygian caverns, and
yawning fissures, rocks and boulders, breakers and reefs, an iron-bound
coast in every sense of the term, sufficient to strike terror into the heart
of the most intrepid sailor, and make even the sanguine emigrant gloomy and
despondent.
The traveller fresh from
the United States will find little in the outward appearance of the city of
St. John to attract his attention. It is a New England seaboard town come
northwards. There are the same “frame” houses, white-painted,
green-shuttered, looking as if they had only just been unpacked from some
Brobdingnagian Nuremberg toy-box, the same besteepled churches, the same
stores in which everything appears to be sold, from mess pork to patent
medicines, from best bower anchors down to Connecticut clothes-pegs, the
same plank side walks that are seen over the frontier.
During the winter months,
which in New Brunswick may be said to last half the year, the great centre
of attraction is undoubtedly the skating rink. It is the Champs Elysees, the
Kroll’s Garten, the Crystal Palace of St. John. •Deprived of it, the life of
the Johnian would be a blank, the long winter unendurable. Here it is that
the city beaux exhibit their gallantry and address, and the belles their
charms and finery; and certainly the sight which meets the eye on entering
the rink on any fine afternoon during the skating season is sufficiently
lively and attractive. Accompanied by a subscriber, who kindly volunteers to
procure us admission, we pay a visit to the Elysium in question. A quarter
of an hour’s weary trudging through streets, knee-deep in half-congealed
snow, brings us to the place—a circular building surmounted by a dome, and
not unlike a huge locomotive engine-shed. The first thing that strikes us
upon entering is the almost total absence of noise, the only sounds heard
being the monotonous patter of skates over the smooth ice and the rustle and
flutter of feminine apparel. This stillness is the more remarkable, inasmuch
as the ice is alive with skaters, all in full swing— experts cutting the
figure of eight on the outer edge, medium performers going round and round
with steady, measured sweep, and tyros (amongst whom several officers of the
garrison are painfully conspicuous) making fearful exhibitions of
themselves, and apparently desirous of throwing themselves into the arms of
the fair damsels, to whom they are acting the “muffin.” Imagine a vast
circus, the “ring” laid down with ice instead of saw-dust, an outside
promenade of some fifteen feet in width in lieu of chairs and benches, and a
circular staircase from the centre to the dome, and the reader will have an
idea of the St. John skating rink. At the foot of the staircase is the
orchestra, where, on certain days, sweet music is discoursed by the band of
the regiment in garrison, and round the orchestra sweep the skaters in a
sort of endless Polonaise. For a couple of hours we amuse ourselves by
watching the crowd file past. Here comes the city belle—an expert of the
first water, as she herself is perfectly aware— gliding along with a
scarcely perceptible motion •of her pretty feet, and evidently on capital
terms with herself and all the world. How encouragingly she smiles on the
captain at her elbow, who is labouring might and main, poor wight, to keep
in the ranks, and in a fearful state of mind lest his post of honour should
be usurped by some admirer less shaky on the pins. After them, hand-in-hand,
a la Quaker, come two sisters, tittering at the ludicrous manoeuvres of the
son of Mars in front, and expressing, by a series of sly nods and winks,
their private opinion that the artful little minx, his companion, is doing
her utmost to allure him into the meshes of matrimony. Then comes a knot of
children—a boy with a little girl on either side, the trio getting over the
ground at a great pace and distancing with the most perfect facility a
hirsute gentleman in undress uniform who comes next in order. The evolutions
of this gallant gentleman afford unbounded amusement to the bystanders, and
certainly the figure he cuts is sufficiently grotesque. His course is not
unlike that of a vessel in a head sea. First he lurches t to one side and
then to the other. Now he brings up with a “round turn,” now forges wildly
a-head. At one moment his body is at an angle of forty-five, and at the next
he appears to be going down stern foremost. Somehow or another he never
altogether goes over, and as every one gives him a wide berth, the damage he
does is confined to the straining of his own timbers, which must be
considerable. And so they go round and round to the inspiriting strains of
the music until the band marches off. And our friend asks us what we think
of it all, and American-like, enters into lengthy details for our
edification as to how much it cost, how it is supported, how much larger and
better it is than the one at Montreal, and so back to our hotel.
Tlie passage across the Bay
of Fundy to Annapolis is a short one. Four hours after leaving the wharf at
St. John we are in Digby, and two hours more sees us at our destination.
Coelebs is to meet us at a wayside public fifty miles from Annapolis on the
road to L-. Fifty miles! It is a mere nothing. Six times eight are
forty-eight—a little over eight hours will do it. A short day’s journey. But
we count without our host, or rather without our driver. There has been a
heavy fall of rain, the road is bare of snow, wheels have to take the place
of runners. Not eight, but sixteen hours does it take to cover the distance;
and it is long past midnight when we pull up at the door of the little
tavern. Everything is as still as the grave, the lights are all out, the
inmates sleeping. But a war-whoop, given with all the strength of our lungs,
soon changes the aspect of affairs, bringing the landlord scurrying to the
door and Coelebs to the window.
Oh, there we are at last!
Yes, and cold and hungry as a man well can be. “Ah, Coelebs, old boy! how
goes it? With that great beard of yours, we hardly recognised you.”
A Coelebs more totally
dissimilar from the Coelebs of eighteen months as it would be
difficult to imagine. The Coelebs from whom we parted on the wharf at
Montreal was, if we can trust to our memory, of a remarkably fair
complexion, and of slender rather than robust build. Immaculate as to linen,
faultless as to his gloves and boots, habited in a summer suit of
unmistakable London build, he had about as much resemblance to a
backwoodsman as has a Lifeguardsman to a Sioux brave. The Coelebs who now
stands before us is bearded like the pard; his cheeks are ruddy, his frame
is muscular ; he looks as if he could carry a bullock and digest nails. He
wears a blue flannel shirt, with turn-down collar; a black silk
handkerchief, knotted sailor fashion, round his neck; shooting-coat and
continuations of thick grey homespun ; and heavy knee boots. A leathern belt
does duty for braces, and to the belt are attached two sheaths—one for the
reception of a bowie-knife, the other for a hatchet. Were it not that in
address and manner he is still the gentleman* the metamorphosis would be
complete. “Tired and hungry?” he asks. “Regularly grueled, eh?” “Tired, yes—grueled,
no. Why?”
“Because if not absolutely
worn out, it is better that we sit quietly by the stove until morning, for
the people are Irish, and the beds of questionable cleanliness.” To this we
readily agree, and in pleasant chit-chat the night wears away. At peep of
day we sling our packs, shoulder arms, and quietly take our departure.
Between the public and the
shanty, whither we are bound—eight miles as the crow flies—there is not,
Coelebs smilingly informs us, a single human habitation, unless a couple of
lumbermen’s camps can be so considered. The road lies through the heart of
the forest, and, bad at the best of times, it is now, owing to the late
heavy rains, almost impracticable. The brooks are swollen, the mud-holes
broad and deep, and the swamps- Well, the swamps must be seen to be duly
appreciated. .
Are we game to go right
through without stopping? Of course we are; but when we think of our laced
boots, we cannot repress a shudder.
Climbing over the paddock
fence, we strike at once into the forest. For a couple of miles or so we get
along capitally, for our course lies over a hard wood ridge, and the road,
although rough and wet, is not particularly swampy. But just as we are
beginning secretly to congratulate ourselves upon the unexpected solidity of
the road, and to calculate how long it will take us at the pace we are going
to reach our destination, the green woods heave in sight, and Coelebs, who
is ahead, yells out, “Prepare for first mud-hole!”
Although we advance
smilingly, it is not without a certain trepidation, for backwoods mud-holes
are old acquaintances of ours, and we know what is in store for the unhappy
wight who is forced to wade through one with no better protection for his
feet and legs than “ Balmorals.” Alas ! our worst fears are realized. It is
a mud-hole of the very vilest kind—a mud-hole worthy of Illinois—foul,
black, slimy, a hundred yards in length, and deep as Tophet.
“Is there no way of getting
round?” we ask, desperately.
“None. Off the road it is
even softer, and encumbered with a pack, it would be next to impossible to
force one’s way through the dense thickets.” And so we roll up our trousers
as far as the knee, cant our pack well on to the shoulders, bring our gun to
the trail, and—are at the very first step, not only ankle, but knee-deep in
the mire. Vain precaution that of rolling up the trousers! If we don’t sink
in up to the hips, we may consider ourselves lucky. Slosh—slosh—slosh. Well,
this is pleasant! “ Many more sloughs of this description to wade through,
friend Coelebs?”
Coelebs, cheerfully—“Oh no!
Only five between this and the shanty—two worse than this one.”
Slosh—slosh—slosh. .
Coelebs, still more
cheerfully—“Just five mud-holes, three swamps, and two places where the road
is flooded; but then that is clean water, you know, and a wade through will
be as good as a sponging.”
“Verily, friend Coelebs, a
comforter art thou in affliction! Only five mud-holes, three swamps, and two
overflows in the six miles which lie betwixt this and thy forest mansion! An
Appian way, this road of thine, truly! And then the bath that we have in
perspective—that refreshing wade through the limpid waters of woodland
streams which thou hast in store for us! The very thought of it sends a
thrill through one’s system, and- Just have the kindness to hand us the
brandy-flask. Oh, Coelebs, Coelebs! Penny wise art thou and pound foolish !
For one-half what it has already cost thee in wear and tear of clothes and
boot leather (here we ‘cast a melancholy glance at our unfortunate
Balmorals, oozing with foul black mud, and at our nether garments,
hopelessly stained and ruined)—ay, for less than one-half that amount—thou
couldst have had log bridges thrown athwart the streams, and corduroy laid
over swamp and mud-hole. Better far to spend-
“For goodness sake, my dear
fellow/’ interrupts Coelebs, in evident alarm, “ don’t mention such a thing.
I wouldn’t exchange this rough, muddy, swampy road for the best Macadam in
America ; for it was its very impracticability that tempted me to take up
land at its further extremity, and to make me a home in this Nova Scotian
wilderness. When out on a fishing excursion I first travelled this road, I
had relinquished all idea of settling in the Canadas. For eleven weary
months had I been huntings the New Dominion over, in the hope of finding a
location suited to my tastes and to my finances. I had been northward to the
Saguenay, westward to Lake Huron, eastward to Prince Edward’s Island,
southward to St. John, New Brunswick. Time thrown away. The localities
suited to my finances were not to my taste, and those to my taste were not
suited to my finances. The longer settled districts of Canada West were
first honoured with a visit, and a very cursory inspection sufficed to
convince me that it was not in the vicinity of such towns as Toronto and ,
Hamilton where was to be found that of which I was in search—a cleared farm
at a low figure. If I wanted a cheap farm, I must look for it in a cheap
district, not in the best and dearest section of the province. I must go
back, back, back, and even then content myself with one partially cleared.
What could I expect for six or eight hundred pounds? And so back I went to a
remote, I may say a very remote, settlement, where I arranged with a farmer
to board and lodge me for six months; for although burning with impatience
to commence operations on my own account, I thought it only prudent to give
the life a trial prior to irretrievably committings myself by the purchase
of a farm. Before three months had elapsed I was flying that settlement as
if it were plague-stricken. Had I remained there another month, I verily
believe I should have gone melancholy mad. I had not been so green as to
expect that life in the clearings would really turn out to be the Arcadian
existence described by Canadian pamphleteers, nor that the hard-working
farmers, my neighbours, would prove on acquaintance to be anything superior
to the ordinary run of hard-working farmers; but I certainly hoped to be
able at least to endure the one, and to accommodate myself to the rude
manners of the others. I had made the experiment and failed. I could have
put up with the poor living—it was very poor—cheerfully endured the
isolation, made merry over my uncongenial tasks; but submit to the*
patronizing airs and the cool impertinences of the boors by whom I was
surrounded, that I could not do. Nature’s noblemen, indeed! Mostly Irish of
the very lowest class, to the cunning, . ignorance, and bigotry of their
race, they united all the arrogance and pretension of the Yankee; and they
hated me not because I gave myself airs—or treated them superciliously, for
I did nothing of the sort—but for the simple reason that I was a gentleman.
At first I thought that matters would be sure to mend; I should grow more
used to the people and they to me. But instead of matters mending, they
daily grew worse; and the more I tried to like my neighbours, and to
discover in their characters something to esteem and admire, the more reason
I found to loathe and despise them. At the end of the second month I saw
that the battle was hopeless, owned myself vanquished, and threw up the
sponge. The confession does not redound to my credit, you will say—it shows
a sad lack of moral courage, of adaptability, of perseverance. Instead of
being disheartened, I ought to have shown myself all the more resolute—put a
bold face on the matter—have endeavoured to live down the ill-will of my
neighbours—stood my ground like a man. For all that, I feel convinced that
had you been in my place you would have acted precisely as I did. It is all
very well for poets,. whose greatest trial in life has been the perusal of
some adverse criticism of their own writings, to sing how sublime a thing it
is to suffer and be strong; but singing is one thing and doing is another.
There is a limit to human forbearance, and after a certain point the sublime
merges into the ridiculous— resignation becomes stupidity. That 1 was
unfortunate in the choice of a locality I willingly admit. Had I searched a
little further I might no doubt have found some settlement where the Irish
were in a minority, or at least not in such an overwhelming majority as they
were at B-. There are such happy valleys even in the Canadian backwoods. But
so far as I can judge, from the little experience I have had, a new
settlement, no matter what may be the nationality of its inhabitants, is not
the place for an emigrant of the better class. The owner of an improved farm
in a new settlement is a hybrid— a cross between a farmer and a
backwoodsman— but enjoying neither the comforts of the - one nor the rude
independence of the other. Neither can he proudly point, like the farmer, to
his well-tilled fields and snug homestead, nor exclaim with the
backwoodsman, “ I settled, I built, I cleared, I planted.” His farm is in a
transition state, and he himself but an improver. To the ordinary immigrant
it matters little what may be the precise condition of his farm—whether he
be originator or improver it is the same to him. Is his house inconvenient
and badly built? It is a hundred times better than the one he occupied in
the old country. Are his neighbours ignorant and boorish? They belong to the
same class as himself; were they more refined he would be out of his
element. Are his fields full of blackened stumps, pine roots and cradle
hills, badly fenced and worse cultivated? What’s the odds? Pine farming does
not pay in a new country; and the man must be a born idiot who would trouble
himself about appearances. He makes a living out of the land, and is
contented.
With the gentleman
immigrant it is altogether different. Unless he be a very rare specimen of
his class, he is more or less governed by appearances. Accustomed from
childhood to see everything around him kept in apple-pie order, the very
sight of the half-cleared fields of the infant township, with their ugly
black stumps and still uglier snake fences, is sufficient to give him the
horrors. His farm, instead of being a source of pleasure to him, is just the
reverse. Everything about it betrays the barbarous taste of its late owner.
The house has been run up anyhow, and is as ugly and as uncomfortable as a
house well can be. The barn is jammed right against his sitting-room
windows; the clearing is a clearing with a vengeance, for not a tree has
been left standing. He cannot farm if he would; for his fields are full of
half-decayed stumps, and he has to go to work Indian fashion—scattering -a
handful of seed here, sticking in a piece of potato there, doing double
labour for half a crop. Tree stumps take a long time to rot (seven years),
and until they are rotted his land cannot properly be cultivated. He may be
an earth grubber, but a farmer he is not. The chief difference between the
backwoodsman and himself is, that whilst he has neighbours, the backwoodsman
has none; .and in this respect he is much more deserving of pity than of
envy. Not a single taste, not a single idea, has he in common with his
fellow-settlers. They hate him, because he is so different to themselves; he
loathes them for their ignorance and pretension. Put it in which way you
will, the existence is a fearful one. Even should he be a married man, his
lot is none the less hard to bear. True, he has a ministering angel to cheer
him under his manifold afflictions; but that his wife should have to put up
with the impertinences of ignorant helps, and with the coarse familiarities
of gawky country wenches, is agonizing. No! The more I think the matter
over, the more convinced am I that it is little short of madness for any
man, having the tastes and habits of a gentleman, to try farming in a new
settlement. If he cannot afford to purchase a farm in a highly civilized
district, the best place for him is the wilderness.
After my ignominious flight
from B-township, I made for the newly surveyed districts in the vicinity of
Lake Huron. My desire was to find some spot sufficiently near to a
settlement to enable me to procure supplies, and yet sufficiently out of the
way to deter others from following in my footsteps. A location of this
description was not to be found in Canada West; at least I could not find
it. The demon of progress was, abroad in the land; and what was
wilderness-to-day would in all probability be clearing tomorrow.
“Needn’t be afeared to take
up land in this township,” were the comforting words with which I was
everywhere greeted. “ Pretty lonesome now, but you’ll have plenty of
neighbours tomorrow.” Neighbours! Just what I desired to avoid. Again I
skedaddled.
From Ontario I journeyed to
Ottawa, from Ottawa to Quebec; and just ten months from the day on which I
first steamed up the St. Lawrence, I was steaming down again, a sadder only
sport likely to fall to our share in the event of rejoining the party will
be the backing out of sixty pounds’ weight of moose meat—an enjoyment with
which, in our exhausted condition* we feel that we can readily dispense.
After having been invited to join them in order that we may participate in
the sport, to shirk our share of the work is certainly not a very equitable
proceeding; but the thought of having to flounder through the snow with a
backload of moose speedily overcomes all such scruples, and slinging our
raquets, we make back tracks with all the speed of which we are capable.
That it is not at a very rapid rate, any one who has tried the experiment of
forcing his way through thirty inches of strongly crusted snow in mocassined
feet will be perfectly able to comprehend. Slow as was our progression in
snow-shoes, without them it is slower still, and when at length, after more
than an hour’s hard work, we emerge from the woods and see the shanty close
at hand, we couldn’t go a quarter of a mile further were our life dependent
on it. The thought that we shall soon have a moose steak broiling on the
gridiron somewhat revives us, and gives us sufficient energy to get
everything in readiness for the feast. Just as our preparations are
completed, the gridiron nicely oiled, the table laid, and a bright
maple-wood fire roaring in the stove, we hear them coming, and out we rush
to welcome them. We are somewhat surprised to see them tripping lightly over
the snow, instead of bending beneath their loads of venison, but suppose
that they have left the spoil at their camp, and have come our way to
provide themselves with salt and other condiments. “Well,” we demand of the
leader of the file, “where’s the moose?” “Moose be hanged!” is the polite
answer. “We hain’t no moose.” “No moose? Why, we heard three shots fired.
Did you all miss him?” “Didn’t fire at no moose—fired at that confounded
dog; and we didn’t miss him, you bet.”
“Dog? Which dog? Not that
black curly fellow, surely?”
“It warn’t no other—the
fat, lazy, whining brute. He made so much row that he scared the moose just
as we were right on ’em; but he wont have the chance again, that’s some
comfort.”
The black curly fellow to
which we allude is none other than the one so lately extracted by us from
the snow-drift. We have saved him from probable suffocation only that he may
meet his death in another way. Their chagrin is too evident to permit of our
doubting the truth of the_ statement, and, Coelebs being absent, we invite
them to share our backwoods fare, comforting ourselves for the
disappointment by listening to their moose “talk”—a poor substitute for
moose steak at any time. Not one of them but has some wonderful story to
tell of his moose-hunting exploits, but, with one single exception, it is in
the running-down business that they have distinguished themselves. The
self-satisfied way in which they describe how in this or that year of deep
snow .they found one, two, three yards, and brained bulls, cows, and calves
where they stood, just for the fun of the thing, is very Acadian; and no
Gordon Cumming or Jules Gerard was ever vainer of the slaughter of a. “
man-eater” than are these butchers of the havoc they have made in the ranks
of terror-stricken herds of moose, powerless alike to flee or charge the
enemy.
It is the second week m
March. For the last ten days we have been hard at work making preparations
for maple-sugaring. Every pot, pail, and pannikin on the premises has been
pounced upon, and scrubbed and rubbed until it is sweet as a nut and bright
as a new dollar. The iron caldrons of both stoves (Mrs. Mac’s and our own)
have been subjected to a similar process, whilst a noble red man has been
engaged to make troughs. We shall have sufficient vessels .to collect the
sap of a hundred trees. Had we the necessary paraphernalia we might tap
three times that number; for there is a splendid maple “ orchard” close at
hand, and the only extra labour would „be carrying the sap to the boilers.
But unfortunately we have no potash kettle, and a hundred trees will be more
than sufficient to keep our six pots a-going. We have selected the site for
our “sugary”—a sheltered glade where dry birch is plentiful; we have cut
firewood to last us some-days; we have sufficient elder-tubes to conduct the
sap which will flow from a hundred augur-holes in a hundred trees into a
hundred receivers; we have driven into the ground the two crotched sticks
which will suspend the pole -upon which will hang the kettles; and we have
erected a rude wigwam to shelter us in the event of bad weather—in a word,
we are ready. A warm, bright morning after a night’s sharp frost —a day on
which one can feel the breath of returning spring, and the blood coursing
through one’s veins—a day that makes one forget the inclement winter that
has passed, and vow that the Nova Scotian climate is not so bad after all— a
day when the birds are chirping merrily, the brooks purling joyously, and
the wind is whispering softly—a day when all nature is rejoicing. Shake off
dull sloth, thou somnolent backwoods-man! and let us haste to carry our
stock in trade to the sugary, tap our hundred maples, and get the fire
alight—it is “sugar weather.”
Coelebs does not require to
be called a second time, for, unlike clearing, fencing, haying, and such
like employments, sugaring is not regarded by the backwoodsman in the light
of work, but rather as a diversion; and he looks forward to his week’s or
fortnight’s sugar-making with as much pleasure as does the Cockney to his
Easter or Whitsuntide holiday.
In an hour’s time we are
boring away at the maples. With an inch screw augur we pierce the trunk of
each tree in a downward direction, to the depth of an inch and a half, and
at the base of the cavity thus formed we bore another hole with a
three-eighth screw gimlet in such a way that it may act as a duct to the sap
which will collect in the reservoir above. Into the latter hole we drive one
of our elder tubes, place a trough or pan beneath it, see that the sap drops
fairly into it, and the work is done. By the time we have fifty trees tapped
we are obliged to stop boring; for the sap is running freely, and many of
the troughs are full. With a pail in either hand we visit each tree in
succession, carefully collect the sap, and, when our pails are full, ompty
them into a huge hogshead which stands in the wigwam. The first round made,
and some fifteen gallons of sap collected, we light our fire, suspend our
pots on the pole above it, fill them, and commence boiling down. An old
hand, we are entrusted, or rather we entrust ourselves, with this part of
the business, it being Coelebs’ duty to collect the sap. He shows his.
activity, we our science; and we must admit that the expert has the best of
the bargain. Whilst our duties are confined to skimming the sap and keeping
up the fire, our coadjutor is rushing frantically about with his pails in a
way that would astonish a lamplighter. We rather enjoy seeing him thus
employed. For a backwoodsman, he is not as hard as he should be, and a
little sweating will do him no harm. He has just completed a round, and, hot
and tired, he has seated himself by the fire, and lighted his pipe. He may
have taken half a dozen whiffs, he is beginning to enjoy himself, he
ventures a joke on the colour of the syrup; we sternly remind him that he
had much better be thinking of the sap—his sap—which is running over, than
of the syrup in our pots. Sap running over! The very thought of such wanton
waste of the raw material makes him start. With a sigh he returns his pipe
to its case, casts a longing look at the fire, seizes his pails, and off he
trudges through the soft snow. In tranquil supervision of the liquor in the
pots, on our part—in endless visiting rounds on the part of Coelebs—the day
wears away. By sunset we have boiled down upwards of sixty gallons of sap,
and there is still a considerable quantity remaining in the hogshead. It
being one of the fundamental rules of sugar-making never to leave till
to-morrow what you can do to-day, we send Coelebs to the shanty for
something in the way of refreshment, fill up the kettles, and continue our
work by the light of the blazing birch logs. That a clever artist were here
to sketch the scene ! It is one that would well repay his labours. Let us
retire a few paces, and endeavour to determine, according to our lights, the
best point of view for the limner. It would be hereabout. For the foreground
of our picture, and relieving the dead white of the snow-covered earth, we
have that fallen tree, those half-decayed stumps, that moss-grown boulder.
In the middle ground the blazing fire, with our row of pots suspended above
it, and from each of which a column of greyish steam is ascending,
ghost-like, into the frosty air, our chair of state (an American pail turned
bottom upwards), and a block upon which are laid our insignia— cap of
maintenance (strainer), mace (skimmer), wand (ladle), and, embedded in the
wood, the Hector’s axe. To the right stands our pile of firewood, and to the
left the wigwam, through' the entrance of which can be descried the carpet
of hemlock boughs and the vat containing our sap. For a background we have
that grove of birch; and could an artist only faithfully depict on his
canvas the reflection of the firelight on those silvery stems, he might daub
as he pleased for the future, his reputation would be safe. A little more
colouring might, perhaps, be an improvement. Well, here we have it—Coelebs
in a gorgeous scarlet flannel shirt.
“Hubble-bubble, toil and
trouble, fire burn, and cauldron bubble.” It takes our sap a precious long
time to boil down, and it is* past nine before poor Coelebs5 ears are
gladdened by the announcement that the right consistency has been attained
for that final part of the process known as “sugaring off.” As it is
altogether too delicate an operation to be attempted sub Jove frigido, we
extinguish the fire, pour the syrup into a couple of pails, and with a
blazing torch of birch bark in one hand and a pail in the other, return in
triumph to the shanty.
That “sugaring off" may not
interfere with our out-door work, we have the syrup, which has been
carefully strained, boiling away on the stove, shortly after daybreak. With
the joint of a broken cleaning-rod belonging to Coelebs’ duck-gun, we stir
the seething mass, and with our skimmer remove the scum as it rises. Into
the ’lasses we dip ever and anon the ivory handle of a carving-knife (we
object to using our index finger a la sugar-baker), plunge it quickly into a
basin of water standing on the table beside us, and try consistency. ' Good!
It has reached that particular stage when, on a particle of the syrup being
taken between the finger and thumb, a slight thread is formed when the
fingers are opened. The thread stretches to greater length. It no longer
breaks. On withdrawing the skimmer from the pot, and blowing through the
holes on its surface, sugar-bubbles form on the under side. On again blowing
through it the bubbles no longer adhere to the metal, but fly off in
fragments—our sugar is made. Bring hither one of those birch-bark “mokoks,”
friend Coelebs, and let us pour into it the contents of the pot. Gently!
Take care of your fingers. There is a first instalment of twenty pounds. And
so we keep along, and by the time the wind hauls, and frost and sleet and
hail succeed our short spell of sugar weather, we have a couple of
hundredweight of “extra crystallized” stowed away in a cask, besides four
gallons of maple-syrup. That for a, month or six weeks we have buckwheat
cakes and maple-syrup on the breakfast-table every morning, is only to say
that we know what is good, and make the most of it. Shortly after the
termination of our sugaring, the lakes break up, and rafts—our own amongst
the number— begin to make their appearance. All the timber cut' on the
different streams which flow into the-chain of lakes, of which ours is the
terminal, is rafted to the head of the river, and then cast adrift. Hardly a
day elapses without two or more rafts being broken up at the foot of the
knoll, and on some occasions—a Sunday generally —that being the busiest day
of the seven, we not unfrequently see half a dozen of them warping down the
lake at the same time. It is very amusing to watch the raftsmen at work.
Constant practice has made them as sure-footed on the slippery oscillating
logs as on terra firma, and the way they go hopping from one to another as
they float past, is worthy of the Bounding Brothers of the Western Prairies.
It is no uncommon sight to see, a couple of them standing bolt upright on a
single log, come paddling across the lake, and the more venturesome will
take a run down the rapids in the same fashion, and often manage to escape
the wet jackets they deserve for their foolhardiness. An accident
occasionally happens — some poor fellow is drowned, gets jammed between the
logs, or has his head laid open by the winch handle; bat considering the
risk run these mishaps are not as frequent as might be expected. Breaking up
the raft is with these lumbermen pretty much what getting the stern hawser
ashore is with Jack. The hard-earned money is at length due, and it is time
for rejoicing. Our lumbering friends generally camp for the night on the
opposite side of the river: and we can hear them long after we have retired
to rest, singing in a dreary, monotonous twang some Baptist hymn to the tune
of “Carry me back to ole Yarginny,” or “Paddy worked on the Railway.”
It is not until the
fourteenth of April that the frost is out of the ground, and that the work
of excavation commences. A few days later, and the stillness of the woods is
broken by the noise of trowel, axe, and hammer, and the Home Park presents
the appearance of a gipsy's encampment on a large scale ; for we have two
gangs of men employed, one on the house, the other on the barn, and fourteen
hands and the cook sit down daily to dinner. The said cook is the hardest
worked man of the part}r. He is the first to turn out, the last to turn in,
and visit his al fresco kitchen at whatever hour one may, he is sure to be
preparing something. It is either the bread he is kneading, or the pork he
is frying, or the tea he is boiling; and should he chance to have finished
baking a little earlier than usual, lie will be found deep in the mysteries
of “sweet fixins.” He is a one-er for sweet fixins—sweet fixins which defy
alike description and digestion ; sweet fixins made of flour^ lard,
molasses, and pimento (baked); sweet fixins made of flour, ginger, molasses,
and salt butter (ditto); sweet fixins made of flour, suet, and molasses
(boiled); sweet fixins made of flour and molasses (fried); sweet fixins the
very sight of which is sufficient to give any one save a backwoodsman
bilious fever in its acutest form. It is difficult to say which is the most
diabolical of his salmagundi, his sweet cakes, his flap-jacks, his
dumplings, or his dough-nuts. We are inclined to think, however, that his
sweet cakes are the most bilious, his flap-jacks the most indigestible, his
dumplings the most flatulent—all three qualities being happily combined in
his dough-boys. Our friend’s bread, which he bakes in a couple of huge
reflectors, placed in close proximity to a roaring log fire, is on a par
with his confectionery. From a too liberal use of saleratus, it turns, after
having been baked a few hours, of a greenish hue, and smells consumedly. It
was only by the merest chance—finding a piece of the concrete which had been
left on a tree-stump, and forgotten—that we became aware of this fact, for
of the evening’s baking not a vestige remains after breakfast in the
morning.
The men consider themselves
in honour bound to make a clean sweep, and thus far their honour is
unsullied. They even go so far as to declare that he, the cook, is a “bully”
cook; and if they are contented, so are we. One thing he can do—fry fish;
and in this particular branch of his art every opportunity is given him to
distinguish himself. Scarcely a day passes without his being called upon to
fry twenty or thirty pounds’ weight of trout; for we have only to take our
rod and step on to the logs, which are now jammed in the river, to catch as
many of the speckled beauties as we please. It would be hard to say how many
dozen fish during the height of the season should go to make what is here
called a “good string.” Six dozen, weighing together upwards of half a
hundredweight, is considered nothing extraordinary. We are far from being a
first-rate fly-fisher, and we have done that much ourselves; and we have no
doubt that a grand master of the craft might land close upon double that
number. Besides the speckled variety, we generally manage to hook a few
salmon trout during the day’s fishing; but owing to numerous saw-mills at
its mouth, the river is devoid of salmon. Of those large lake trout so
plentiful in most American waters we see nothing, but we have the silver and
common perch in abundance, besides chub, suckers, horn-pouts, bullheads, and
silver eels by the barrel. Fish there are, no doubt, but, unfortunately for
the sportsman, there are some things more plentiful still. We refer to
black-flies, sand-flies, and mosquitoes. Enthusiastic indeed must be the
fisherman who can endure the assaults of these winged torments for even half
an hour during the months of May and June, without wishing the fish in
Halifax and himself back again in his native land, where, if the sport be
poor, the insects are neither numerous nor bloodthirsty. To give an idea of
the torments inflicted by the venomous proboscides of these horrid pests
would be impossible. Egypt, during the plague of flies, could hardly have
been more sorely visited than are annually these Nova Scotian backwoods
during the first two months of summer. At sunrise, the black-flies take the
field, and until sunset, when they are relieved by the mosquitoes and
sand-flies, they cease not for one moment their merciless attacks. To face
them, with the slightest chance of returning unscathed from the conflict,
one must be girt as if for battle. The trousers must be tightly bound round
the ankles, the front and wristbands of one’s shirt sewed up, hands encased
in gloves, and one’s head and neck enveloped in an ample veil, and even then
the chances are that some intrepid pioneer of the force will find his way
through an unguarded rent or aperture, and give you a nip that will make the
blood spurt. In the United States and Canada the flies are certainly
excessively troublesome, but nothing to what they are here. By making a
“smudge,” or smoke, one can generally drive them away; but these Acadian
gentlemen care no more for smoke than they do for camphor, pennyroyal, or
any other odour supposed to be a preventive against their attacks. They say
that a liberal application of crude petroleum to the face and hands will
keep them at a respectful distance, and those who like to make the
experiment had better try it. For our own part, although particularly
vulnerable, we prefer being bitten.
The appearance presented by
a party of soft-skinned, city-nurtured sportsmen, after a week’s bivouacking
in these woods, is a “caution.” Faces so bitten as to be scarcely
recognisable, hands too swollen to permit of gloves, and such a general
demoralization of the entire system as to make it an even bet whether the
victims would not prefer suicide to the horrors of an onward march.
The month of June. During
the last six weeks the forest has undergone that almost magical
metamorphosis from grey to russet, from russet to the brightest emerald,
which so amazes the wanderer from more genial climes. That same wilderness,
which a few short weeks, nay, days ago, offered to the eye of the beholder
nought save one vast expanse of sombre hue, unrelieved by a single patch of
colouring, seems now a rolling prairie, clothed in a robe of many-shaded
green, from the palest of apple to the deepest of emerald. So short in these
regions is the season of vegetation, that nature has to work high pressure
during those six months into which she compresses spring, summer, and
autumn. Scarcely have the snow-drifts vanished ere the buds begin to expand
and the May flowers to unfold their white blossoms. A few more days, and the
trees are in full leaf, the humming-birds flitting from flower to flower,
fire-flies flashing amongst the green branches, and the short summer in full
swing. It is not, however, until the retreat of those formidable
free-lances, the black-flies, that we really enjoy the warmth and sunshine,
the verdure of the landscape, and the carol of the birds, or care to wander
very far from head-quarters. But with July comes peace, and we can at length
stretch ourselves on the green sward, beneath the shade of some patriarchal
oak, and listen to the voices of the woods, and the soothing babble of
running water, with the same dreamy enjoyment as of yore. Very pleasant is
it to sit on the knoll in the cool of the evening, and to watch the
darkening shadows stealing over wood and water, and listen to the weird and
somewhat startling sounds which are borne on the soft night air. Hardly has
the sun set ere the concert commences, the opening chorus being executed by
some thousand frogs inhabiting an adjacent marsh; and if harmony lay in
strength of lung, we would back these Acadian choristers of ours against the
field. Those who have never heard a solo performed by an American bull-frog
can have but; a very faint idea of his vocal powers, and when a few
thousands, or even hundreds of similar beissi profondi are singing in
unison, the din may be more easily imagined than described. During the
nightly performance of this iEsopean opera, we fancy the frogs the unhappy
vassals of the story, clamouring for their rights, in the approved
Massaniello style, with more energy than eloquence. The crane, who in due
course makes his appearance on the scene, and night hideous with his
piercing screams, is the bloodthirsty tyrant resolutely opposed to reform or
concession of any description, whilst the owl is the Procureur-General
seated in judgment. No Lord Chief Baron ever summed up a case in a tone more
thoroughly adverse to the plaintiffs than does our learned friend on the
opposite side of the river, and the prolonged hoo-oo-ha-ha with which he
winds up his discourse means as plainly “Off with their heads!” as anything
can do. The mocking cry of the loon from the upper end of the lake is the
response of the doomster, and with the last note the performance comes to an
abrupt termination, and not a sound breaks the stillness of the night save a
subdued croaking from the condemned hold—the dying confessions of the
victims. As we have already remarked, a very little amuses in the backwoods;
and in endeavouring to interpret the various sounds so as to suit the
supposed exigences of the situation, the night slips pleasantly away.
We make the most of the
fine weather, and ure generally up and doing long before sunrise. Some days
we lend a hand at house-building, on others we start off in the boat on an
exploring expedition up the lakes, or strike into the woods, and ramble
about till sundown. But we never penetrate very deeply into the forest. In
order thoroughly to enjoy explorations of this description, one must be
associated with a party of sociable beings, whose conversation is not
entirely confined to lumbering and its duties, and such men are not easily
found in this country, and Coelebs is too busy to accompany us. Now and then
a few stragglers from the more civilized parts of the province make their
appearance, but, American-like, they are always in a desperate hurry to get
back again to their farms or their merchandize, and appear to have come to
the woods more for penance than for pastime. Half a dozen good fellows,
however, all of them ready and willing to rough it, might have a very
pleasant time of it in these woods during the months of August and
September, just cruising about from lake to lake and from river to river as
chance might direct. Nothing can, to our mind, be more thoroughly enjoyable
than an outing of this description. The pure fragrant air of the forest
calms the nerves and invigorates the system, the constant change of scene
makes one forget the busy world, its cares and anxieties, whilst the bodily
exercise engenders an appetite sufficient to appal the ablest trencherman
not backwoods “raised.” At the last clearing are left behind one’s every-day
thoughts and habits, the conventionalities of civilized life, and the
manifold duties of society, and one feels, perhaps for the first time, the
delightful sensation of being really a free agent.
Swiftly glides the
voyageurs canoe over the limpid water. Past wooded knoll and sedgy intervale,
past dense pine forest and fire-scatlied barren, past shingly beach and
rocky islet, past beaver’s dam and house of musk-rat, until the sudden
cessation of the measured sweep of the Indian’s paddle, and the grating of
the canoe on the pebbly strand, apprize him that the first portage has been
reached, and that his turn has come for being made useful. With serious
misgivings as to his ability to leave the frail bark without either
capsizing her or taking an involuntary header into the water, our friend
manages to reach the shore, and in another minute, bending beneath the
weight of the unaccustomed pack, he is following in the wake of his guide,
who trips along with the canoe on his shoulders as though sixty pounds of
birch bark were a matter of no import whatsoever. Now is discovered of what
material the party is composed. The old campaigner takes for what it is
worth the Indian’s assurance that the “carry” is only two hundred yards
across, and at once makes up his mind for at least double that distance,
knowing from experience that land being cheap in the wilderness, surveyors
think it only fair to give good measure. He takes things easily, advances
with careful step and slow, rests his pack from time to time, if the weight
be burdensome, and arrives at his destination fresh as a daisy. Not so the
tyro. He tears along as if life and death were depending on his exertions^
now floundering into a swamp or mudhole, now breaking his shins over- some
fallen tree or obstructing boulder, and it is with a feeling of considerable
relief that he sees the blue water shimmering through the trees ahead, and
slips the pack from his weary shoulders. Just a thimbleful of brandy apiece,
to prevent any chill supervening from suddenly checked perspiration, and the
canoes are gently slid into the water, the baggage is restowed, each man
subsides into his allotted space—a rather circumscribed one generally—splash
go the paddles, and they are en route for the next portage, where there will
be again the same amusing scene of flurry and confusion as before. And so
the time slips merrily away, until the lengthening shadows suggest a halt.
Then comes the event of the day—the encampment. The laziest man of the party
now rouses up, and is eager to take his share of the work. One seizes an axe
and commences to chop firewood—a rash proceeding in most cases, dangerous
alike to the chopper and all those in his immediate vicinity—another
collects hemlock boughs for the common bed, a third fetches water from the
brook, whilst the remainder unpack the hampers, or make themselves useful in
the culinary department. In an incredibly short space of time the lumberer’s
tent or bough wigwam is in position with the hemlock branches piled beneath,
the huge log-fire is cheerfully crackling and darting its forked flames high
into the air, and such an appetizing smell of fried ham, or similar
backwoods delicacy, pervading the surrounding forest as to make the visit of
some convivial bear an event of no improbable occurrence. Supper over, a
chairman is elected, and each one in turn favours the company with a song or
story, the Indians looking on the while with their usual imperturbable
gravity, expressing their private opinion of the evening’s performance by
the occasional interchange of a few words spoken in the soft Micmac tongue.
The turn in is delayed as long as possible, but at length the last pipe is
smoked out, the last story ended, the blankets are spread on the fragrant
hemlock, every man composes himself to sleep, and in a few minutes nothing
is heard but the crackling of the blazing pine knots and the sighing of the
night wind amongst the branches over head.
In spite of the flies, our
builders have been making rapid progress. We have had some little trouble
with our men, but very little considering the country. We were thrown back a
week by the desertion of the stonemason’s assistant, who couldn’t stand them
darned midge's, and another six days by the decampment of the stonemason
himself. Our teamster, who had been engaged at the rate of thirty dollars a
month, struck for rafting wages and got them, and our shingle-maker turning
sulky at something that was said to him, hung up his draw-knife and started
for the settlements, as did also our cook, who, on reaching home, sent poor
Ooelebs a summons for wages due, accompanied by the following sarcastic
epistle :—
“Mr. Celibs—i suppose you
think it very -strang of me leafing you but you must remember i am not a
beest and if there is such cattle in the country you come from i would
advise you send fech them. i am a man not a beest as you say we all is and
so i hope you will emport some of your countrymen as can do your work to
your liking as I don’t entend to do any more for you. “Joseph Donelly.”
But defalcation and
desertion notwithstanding, we have managed to rub along, and we now only
muster nine hands without the cook—Mrs. Mac-doing the “bully” one’s work pro
tem. Coelebs’s mind is at rest, for Mac and his wife have no desire to quit
him; the carpenters, paid by the job, are not likely to forfeit what they
have already earned by leaving their work in an unfinished state; the
teamster guesses he shall be able to “ worry it through whilst the
“chore-boy,” who is not worth his salt, would rather oblige by taking his
departure.. Until we are ready for the plasterers, we shall need no more
help.
To day, July 18th, the
“roofingin ” has been completed, and, supper over, Coelebs produces a
demijohn of whisky, and announces that it is his intention to brew a joram
of punch in honour of the event. The announcement is received with applause.
It is the first time that grog has been served out, for knowing, by past
experience, how very little thanks one gets for any extra liberality, we
have advised our host to keep his liquor and not to dispense a drop except
in case of sickness.. To-night is to be the one exception to the rule, and
we sit round the blazing camp fire and make merry. We are a rather tuneful
lot. The boss, carpenter plays the concertina, two of the party sing very
fairly, all can join in a chorus—so ours, is a “swarry,” convivial and
musical. There has been a very lurid sunset, the air is hot and oppressive,
and our weather-prophet prognosticates rain. We are no prophet, but we don’t
like the look of the horizon. It reminds us of a certain night in the West
Indies which we would willingly forget. The sky has the same leaden hue,,
the atmosphere the same sultry feel, whilst Coelebs’s big Newfoundlander
sniffs the air in the same uneasy way as did our poor old Cato. About eleven
the party breaks up, the four carpenters and the chore-boy retiring to their
board wigwams, Mac and ourselves to the shelter of our more comfortable
shanties. Before turning in we have a look at the barometer. It is very low
and the mercury is still falling.. There is little wind stirring, and that
little makes a dismal wailing amongst the branches of the giant oak which
shelters our shanty. As we< extinguish our light we hear the heavy drops of
rain pattering on the shingles, and Coelebs shouts to us, through the
partition, that we shall have a good night’s rain and fine weather in the
morning. We are awakened by the rumbling of distant thunder, and, looking
out of the window, we see the lightning flashing at the upper end of the
lake. The storm is travelling in our direction—we shall have it over head in
a few moments more. Well 1 it is not the first storm we have slept through,
let us try to “ calk” it out. We can’t exactly manage it. Louder and louder
rolls the thunder; so vivid is the lightning that we can see every cranny
and crevice in the log walls—the wind has increased to a hurricane, and our
solid shanty trembles.
Jupiter! What a crash! We
are so stunned that we cannot recollect where we placed the matches.
“Coelebs, ahoy! Are you awake?”
No need to ask that
question. He is up and dressed, and dreadfully anxious about the buildings.
Will the house stand it—the new house? Time enough to think of the house
when we are out of danger. If the wind increases, that •big oak outside wont
stand it, and if it fall on the shanty we shall both be laid out as flat as
flounders. Let us try to find some spot where there are no trees—see if we
cannot manage to reach the landing. Dazzled by the lightning, stunned by the
crash of falling trees, and scarcely able to keep our feet from the violence
of the wind, we succeed in reaching the spot.
“Just look at the camp,”
groans poor Coelebs. The camp, indeed! Not much sign of a camp there. The
wigwam has been blown bodily into the river, and the hemlock branches
scattered far and wide, the burning brands from the fire round which we were
all so lately gathered are flying about in every direction, whilst, worse
than all, a pile containing six thousand feet of lumber is no longer to be
seen. The men look scared, and the chore-boy is hanging on to the stock of a
warping anchor with all the energy of despair. All eyes are fixed upon the
house, which is exposed to the full fury of the blast. If it does not stand
firm what chance would an ordinary frame house have had? Those walls are
built up with ten-inch balks of timber, securely bound together with
oak-tree nails, and are several tons in weight. The foundations are extra
solid. It would take a pretty considerable strong puff to damage the body of
the building, but will the great roof be able to withstand the pressure ?
That is the question. Some of the party wag their heads ominously, but our
master builder is confident that not a shingle will be started, or if the
roof should go the walls will go too. And then it will be the last house
blown down in the county. Sad but consoling reflection! If we are doomed to
perish, the universe (as represented by the said county) will perish with
us. Shades of Pliny junior! we thank thee for the happy thought.
With a tremendous crash and
shaking of the ground beneath us, down comes some giant tree in our
vicinity.
“Where was that, Tom?”
strikes him hard, by the shanty. A vivid flash suffices to show us that he
is correct in his surmises. It is the big oak by the shanty, but as far as
we can judge it has fallen clear of the building. Another tremendous peal,
and down comes the rain in torrents. The big oak can’t well fall a second
time, so here goes for dry clothes and the shelter of the shanty. Away we
scurry, as fast as our legs can carry us; the others follow, and for the
remainder of the night we sit round the stove and speculate on the amount of
damage that will be done before morning. Our estimates prove to be rather
under than over the mark. When the storm subsides, and we can venture out
without our lives being endangered by falling trees and flying branches, the
sight which meets our eyes in the cold grey light of morning is the reverse
of cheering. Stately pine trees snapped like pipe stems, great oaks
uprooted, torn leaves and riven branches littering" the ground, ruin and
desolation everywhere. The buildings have received no damage, but our pile
of selected lumber for the flooring of the house has been scattered to the
four winds. All hands are at once piped to salvage. Four of us man the
skiff, whilst the remainder, armed with pike and boat-hook, hunt amongst the
logs in the river for the missing lumber. Our labours are attended with a
greater amount of success than we had dared to hope. By midday most of the
boards have been hauled ashore, and piled up in a less exposed position, the
carpenters resume their work, and we hasten to visit that portion of the
domain which for two months or more has been seldom out of our thoughts
night or day—the garden. Oh, what a falling off is there ! Our Champion of
England peas biting the dust, or rather the mire, our Scimitars cut to
pieces, our Scarlet Runners skedaddled, our Kenyons Improved cucumbers
improved from off the face of the earth. We are “ a broken-hearted gardener,
and know not what to do.” We can only gaze on the ruin around us and
soliloquize.
What anxiety has not that
garden caused us— what tortures have we not uncomplainingly endured that it
might be fully stocked with vegetables? When that “usual June frost” was
expected, did we not spend the greater portion of three consecutive evenings
in covering the tender plantlets with old newspapers? and during the “merry
month of May” did not the black flies drain our life’s blood whilst we hoed
and delved and weeded? Did we not “waddy” an unsuspecting porcupine found
trespassing inside the railings, and stone an innocent chip-monk whom we
imagined had an eye to the greens? Nay, did we not ruthlessly shoot a
wretched blackbird whom we caught in the act of bolting a pea, and hang up
his mangled carcass as a warning to his brethren? There he swings from
yonder stake, and in the branches of the tree over head greets the wife of
his bosom just as she has been greeting ever since her partner was cruelly
murdered before her eyes a week since. Were we Sambo, we should at once
declare her “fetich,” and worship her in the full belief that it was her
incantation that raised the storm. A prosaic Briton, we bless the storm, and
set to work to repair damages. In the midst of our earthing up and staking,
Coelebs pops his head over the fence, and a very long face it is. The
teamster has just returned with the news that the storm has made terrible
havoc in the green woods, and that the road is impassable. Will we take our
axe and accompany him as far as the first windfall ? things may perhaps, on
inspection, prove to be not quite so bad as reported. To the green woods we
accordingly repair, and a single glance is sufficient to tell us that the
damage done has not been exaggerated, and that the task of cutting out the
road will be Herculean.
The pine trees have been
bowled over like ninepins, and in some places are piled one on top of the
other to a height of twelve feet or more. If to scale them is no easy
matter, what will it be when it comes to cross-cut sawing and chopping out?
For a short space we hope
that the first windfall is the worst; but as each succeeding one proves more
extensive and impracticable than its predecessor, poor Coelebs completely
loses heart. What is to be done ? We seat ourselves on a prostrate pine and
deliberate. The only men that can be spared are the teamster and the boy.
Even supposing that we lent our valuable assistance, it would take three
weeks, perhaps more, to clear the road; for the only good axeman of the
party would be the teamster, and cross-cut sawing is slow work. But one or
other of us must remain at head-quarters, and in ten days at furthest a load
of doors and window-sashes will have to be hauled out, or we shall have the
carpenters complaining that the work has been stopped for lack of materials,
and demanding compensation. As the road must be cut out sooner or later,
better that it be done at once. So far as the expense is concerned, whether
eight men are employed for one week or two men for four, comes to precisely
the same in the end.
Agreed on this point, the
next question is how to get men; for it is haying time, and hands are
scarce. A bright idea occurs to Coelebs. A short distance from the wayside
tavern where he met us, stands a miserable log cabin in which reside
lovingly together fourteen human beings —old man and his wife, four stalwart
sons, two daughters-in-law, and six grandchildren. They belong to that
particular caste known in America as white Indians—white as to their skin,
Indian as to their habits and mode of life. They have land, and farm not;
timber, and build not ; health and strength, and lumber not. They lead a
from hand-to-mouth existence, never doing a stroke of work so long as there
is anything remaining in the flour barrel. When the last baking is in the
oven, they will make a few bundles of staves or a few thousand shingles—
just sufficient to pay for another barrel or two of flour, a few pounds of
tea and sugar, and a little tobacco; and that secured, they have another
lazy spell. There are but two occupations to which they take kindly—hunting
and fiddling; but they have not the patience necessary to excel in the •one
calling, nor the talent to shine in the other. When a moose is killed it is
a red-letter day with them. There is a continuous smell of broiled .meat
pervading the atmosphere in the vicinity of their shanty, and the fiddle can
be heard “sqawking” from morning till night. No need asking them if they
feel disposed to work; they wouldn’t do a hand’s turn for St. Hubert unless
forced to do so. Luckily for us July is a month in which their larder is
generally empty. Hunting has not yet commenced; the trout don’t rise freely.
Porcupine and eels is the daily menu for the month; that, and whatever
berries may be collected by the children. Unless it be that the wilderness
of weeds which they call their garden stands in need of the hoeing which it
never gets, they will hardly be able to invent an excuse for refusing •the
job which we have to offer them. That they will be away haying is not very
probable; for they are looked upon as “unco bad examples to ony weel-regulated
family,” and their room is considered more valuable than their company.
Their hands are against every man, and every man’s hand is against them; and
if anything is lost, stolen, or strayed in the district, it is sure to have
been “ them darned white Indians down to the twelve mile as has done it.”
The greatest difficulty will be in making them complete their task once they
have begun it. Coelebs proposes one plan, we another; and the shanty heaves
in sight before any definite line of action has been determined. We must
open fire cautiously, find the weakest point, and then blaze away.
We knock at the door. It is
opened by the old woman. She wants to know!- Why, if it ain’t Mr. Coelebs
and his friend ! Wont we walk in, and take a seat. Leaving Coelebs to open
the first parallel, we have a quiet inspection of the room and its
occupants. The shanty, like the one which we inhabit, has a central
partition—kitchen on one side, bedrooms on the other; the only
difference—and it is a great one—being that, whereas ours measures
twenty-two feet by eighteen, theirs is eighteen by fourteen. The kitchen in
which we are seated cannot be more than ten by twelve; and in it are now
collected eight “humans,” two dogs, and a squirrel. We are aware that there
is always room for one more, but we should like to see the apartment when
all hands are mustered round the porcupine stew. At present we have only the
old man and his wife, one strapping son, the two daughters-in-law, and the
eldest grandchild. The younger members of the family have, doubtless,-
received their customary whipping instead of some bread, and been sent to
their lair in the garret. If the absent members of this interesting family
bear any resemblance to those now present, we are not surprised that the
neighbours fight shy of them, for they are a “hard - looking crowd.” The old
man is a hickory-faced individual, with a nose like a danger-signal, and a
voice like a nutmeg-grater. The son is a yawning, stretching, gum-chewing
savage, whom laziness has perhaps saved from a formal introduction to the
-circuit judge; for there is something in his eye which is not assuring. The
daughters-in-law .are slatternly hussies, whose general appearance savours
strongly of the soldiers’ quarter in Halifax; the grandchild is a squaw in
miniature. The old woman is the best of the bunch, and she has a deary-meary
way of addressing one which is far from pleasing.
“And deary me, however did
ye manage to git out? The road must be blocked up awful.” Here we cut
in—“Get out! Not much difficulty in that. Two or three ugly windfalls; the
others hardly worth mentioning. Easy to get round.” Elderly savage, with a
chuckle— “Much easier to get round nor to cut through. Cost a pile of
dollars to clear that thar road. ’Spect it must be cleared though, and that
right away.”
Coelebs—“Why right away?”
Savage Junior, with a derisive grin—“Why, that you may git yer stuff out, to
be sure.”
Coelebs, with sudden
inspiration—“The stuff can be hauled to the head of the big lake, and thence
rafted or boated down to the house.” Elderly savage, with animation—“But
that wud be a round of twenty mile or more. As the road must be cut out, why
not have it done right away?” Coelebs, after a pause—“Because I prefer
leaving the work of clearing to others; it’s less trouble, and cheaper.”
Junior Savage, with a scowl—“And who’s a-going to do it? Think to git up a
bee, perhaps? Good, that I A bee, and it haying time!”
Coelebs—“Haying or no
haying, there would be small chance of getting any man hereabouts to
volunteer me his assistance. No! I mean that when logging commences, the
^lumbermen will have to cut out the road. Must get out hay and provisions.
Nothing to be done without them.” Chorus—“And yer going to leave the road in
that state until Christmas?”
Coelebs—“Yes, unless you
want to get those shingles you have at the half-way camp. In that case I
don’t mind helping you, and paying my fair share towards cutting out the
road.” Youthful Savage, looking tomahawks and scalping-knives—“And what may
yer call yer fair share?” Coelebs, after a moment’s hesitation— “Twenty
dollars.”
Chorus—“Twenty dollars!”.
Elderly Savage, with a sneer—“Yer mean sixty?”
Coelebs—“No I don’t. I say
twenty, and I mean it. Take them or leave them, just as you please. Why
should I pay even twenty dollars for doing that which I can have done for
nothing?” Here our astute friend rises, and makes for the door; but when his
hand is on the latch, he suddenly turns round and fires one parting shot,
which hits the mark plumb-centre. “Oh, by-the-bye, can you let me have a
loaf of bread? I came away in a hurry, and forgot to bring any with me.” Old
squaw, after a very embarrassing pause—“Guess we hain’t none baked, Mr.
Coelebs.”
Coelebs, smilingly—“Oh!
Then can you let me have some flour?” Savage Junior, desperately—“ Flour
be-! There ain’t no flour in this ranch, nor likely to be.”
Coelebs—“No flour? I’m
sorry for that. Bad to be out of flour when game is out of season, and
potatoes not yet ripe. But, of .course, accidents will happen. I suppose I
shall be able to get some at the tavern. We shall pass the night at
Freeman’s Camp. Good evening!” And exit.
Friend Coelebs is getting
so sharp that he will cut himself before long, if he isn’t careful. We had
quite forgotten that our white Indians have been shingle making lately at a
spot some five miles down our road. Probably, owing to some member of the
family standing in need of a dress, or a shirt, or a new pair of pants, the
“boys” have been surprisingly industrious for the past three weeks, and have
made several bundles of shingles. The shingles are made; but how to get
them? If they want them, which they undoubtedly do, they must either back
them out, or clear the road sufficiently to let a waggon pass. Were Coelebs
a lawyer by profession, he could not have argued more plausibly, and the way
in which he managed to find out the nakedness of the land was masterly. We
think, with him, that the chances are ten to one that an envoy extraordinary
from the hive will wait upon us at Freeman’s Camp before morning. We get our
supplies at the tavern, and reach the camp a little before sundown.
When the logging season is
over, and the crews have taken their departure, a night may be very
pleasantly spent in a lumberman’s camp. If nothing have been left in it but
a couple of tin pannikins and an old frying pan, so much the better. It will
be more a la Robinson Crusoe. Fingers for forks, splinters for spoons,
wedges of bread or strips of bark for plates, the only carver a jack-knife.
It is really astonishing how soon one gets into backwoods ways. The
excessively refined gentleman, who in civilized society would as soon think
of cutting his own throat with his knife as his salmon, has not been
forty-eight hours in the woods ere he can be seen using the said knife with
a recklessness that would strike terror into the heart of an Arab juggler.
Breeding will tell, and when the gentleman goes in for the knife, it is with
all the skill of a professor. He uses it as deftly as does a Chinaman his
chopstick.
After our last night’s
vigil and the labours of the day, we are both pretty well tired out, and no
sooner is supper over, and a pipe smoked, than we shake up the feathers, and
coiling down in our respective corners, prepare to sleep. Dimmer and dimmer
grows the firelight; our heavy eyelids droop and close. We may have given a
premonitory grunt or two—we are beginning to reel it off in genuine
backwoods style—when we are aroused by hearing Coelebs whisper in our ear,
"Do you hear that?” We are sitting up and wide awake in an instant. In the
silent woods, the words, “ Do you hear that ?” convey a very different
meaning to that which they would do were they uttered in the busy haunts of
men. “Do you hear that?” falling from the lips of a backwoodsman in the
stillness of the night, means, “Be ready—something is wrong.” To the
backwoodsman the voices of the wilderness are so familiar that he heeds them
not. The cry of the loon, the hoot of the owl, the shriek of the crane, may
startle the tyro; they do not move him. He can account for every sound, from
the crash of a falling tree to the rustle of the squirrel amongst the
withered leaves. If he ^cannot do so, it is because the noise is so unusual
as to be unaccountable, and then comes the whispered inquiry, “Do you hear
that?”
Yes, we do hear it.
“A bear, by Jove!” mutters
Coelebs. “And we haven’t a gun with us.”
“No it isn’t—the step is
too rapid. A two legged bear of some sort.” And as we utter the words the
door is pushed open, and in stalks one of our white Indians from the twelve
mile. Why, who would have expected to see him at this time of night ? Going
to Blackbrook to fish, perhaps ? Not a bad place for eels.
“No, it ain’t eels he’s
arter. Has come to see if he can’t make some agreement about that thar
road.” About the road! Coelebsis distressed beyond measure that he should
have given himself the trouble. “ Has determined to haul his stuff to the
head of the big water, and leave the cutting out of the road to the
lumbermen. Has he had his supper?” “Wal, yes! but he doesn’t mind having
another bit, if there’s anything handy.” “Plenty of flour, bacon, tea, and
sugar on the shelf over his head, and he will find tin pots and a frying-pan
in that box in the corner. He has only to help himself.” Help himself he
does without more ado, and it is a pity that the whole British army is not
present to watch him prepare his meal. Those shiftless gentlemen who will
not attempt to cook unless they have a patent range provided for them, and
who cannot cook when they get it, might, perhaps, pick up a wrinkle or two
which would prove serviceable in the event of another Crimean campaign. Our
friend’s first move is to fill a pannikin with water and set it to boil— his
next, to find two pieces of birch bark, which he scrapes and fashions, with
the aid of his knife, into a couple of platters. Out of a chip he makes
himself a spatula, fills the second pannikin two-thirds full of flour, adds
some water, and proceeds to beat up his batter. The batter mixed to his
satisfaction, he cuts some slices of pork, fries them, and puts them to keep
hot by the fire until such time as he shall have his first pancake ready. By
the time one side of his pancake is done the water is boiling, and he chucks
in the tea. Pancake and tea are ready at the same time— the pork is as hot
as ever. Whilst he is throwing himself outside the first edition of
flap-jack the second will be frying, and so on, until there is no more
batter left.
“Pooh! What a fuss about
nothing! Not much difficulty in all that,” sneers Mr. Wiseacre. Cut bark,
whittle chip, boil water, mix batter, fry pork, ditto pancake, and
hey-presto! * the thing’s done. Easiest thing in the world. And so it is
when one knows how. When one does not, it is marvellous how the very
simplest culinary operation comes to grief. The pannikin has been insecurely
placed on the fire, and over it topples just as the water is beginning to
boil. The batter is too thick or too thin, it sticks to-the pan; when tossed
it falls all of a heap. It is raw on one side, burnt on the other. It is all
accidental, no doubt; but such accidents never happen to the experienced
backwoodsman. That we are in for another night of it is evident. The fried
pork and flap-jacks have imparted new life to our white Indian, and he grows
exceedingly communicative. He tells us of his wooings and his huntings and
his fightings, and of the “ high old time” he has had down to Halifax
lately. Eine place, Halifax, by his account. A sort of
Natchez-under-the-Hill with a dash of Gomorrah. “ Would like to live there—fust-rate—but
hasn’t the spondoolicks. No way of getting along tliar without money. If he
could only manage to* raise five hundred dollars or so, might do a splendid
business. Would keep a h5-tel. Pile of money to be made out of a hotel.
Knows of a fust-rate one near the wharf, which could be purchased cheap.
Sailors and long-shore men drinking thar all day long—dollars flying about
like chips a-breaking. What do we say to purchasing the good-will, and
putting him in as manager ? Think, may be, that he’d drink more forty rod
nor he’d sell. Well, p’rhaps he might take a drain occasionally.” And so on,
until the small hours of the morning.
It is only after a deal of
fencing on both sides that the road question is finally settled. But Coelebs
has all along the best of it. He stands on the defensive, and lets his
antagonist tire himself out. He will give twenty dollars, no more, and, in
the end, the man yields the point and accepts it. At peep of day we
separate, Coelebs returning with his captive to the tavern, there to draw
out the agreement in black and white—we to head-quarters.
For the next month we are
busy haying. Armed with bush scythes, Mac, two hired men, and ourselves,
keep cutting away at the blue-joint with unflagging energy. Coelebs has more
stock and less hay than he expected to have, and will require at least
twenty-five tons of “meadow” hay to see him through the winter. There is any
quantity of blue-joint on the adjacent meadows, but it is bad mowing, aud
the weather is insufferably hot. We rise at four o’clock, have some bread
and coffee, and then pull to the head of the lake, where are the nearest
beaver meadows. We work till ten, when we have our second breakfast, and
that over, sit quietly in the shade until three. At three we have a snack,
and then work along steadily until we cannot see to work any longer. In this
way we get ten hours good work out of the men, which we should not do had
they to mow during the heat .of the day. As the hay is cured it is stacked
on the ground, there to await the arrival of November frost and snows, when
it will be sledded down the lake and re-stacked in the haggard— English hay
being alone placed under cover. Twenty-five tons are stacked at last; but it
has been a weary job and an expensive one. There are meadows close at hand
where twice the quantity might have been cut with half the labour; but these
meadows are private property, ,or are supposed to be so, which amounts to
the same thing. They have not been purchased, nor rented, nor “ improved;”
but they are private property notwithstanding, for they have been selected.
Mr. Josh This or Eh’ That, when out a fishing or a huckleberrying, takes a
fancy to a piece of meadow, and forthwith honours it with-his patronymic;
from that date it is no longer part and portion of the East or West brook
bog, but Jobbings’ or Buggings’ meadow. Jobbings may live thirty miles off,
Buggings never have owned a beast in his life, neither the one nor the other
has the remotest intention of cutting an ounce of hay; but they have a right
to do so if they choose, and if they don’t, it is nothing to nobody. In the
United States or Canada, per-^ mission to cut would be freely accorded—not
so hereabouts. If any man wants their hay he must pay for it, and such a
price that prime English hay would come nearly as cheap in the end. The best
meadow in Coelebs’s vicinity belongs, or is supposed to belong, to a certain
Rhino —a man who must have been the original of Sam Slick’s lazy man, who
declared that, “ Of all the work which Providence had given mortal man to do
he liked potato-hoeing the best, but would any day rather die than do
that”—the said Ehino being the very incarnation of laziness, There is as
much chance of Mr. Ehino cutting his meadow as there is of his becoming a
millionaire by dint of hard work and thriftiness.
About a fortnight before
haying commenced, Mr. Ehino, accompanied by his flibbertigibbet of a son,
honoured us with a visit.
“He had run short of
provisions—not the first time in his life by a many—could he have some?”
“Certainly. Supper would be ready shortly,” Coelebs said, “he had only to
peg away.” When seated round the camp fire that evening, Coelebs not knowing
the gentleman by sight, asked him whence he hailed—if he lived in the
county. “Wal, yes! He guessed so. His name was Eliino,-and he owned a farm
down to the Corners. Had some land nearer nor that though: Had a fine piece
of meadow up to the head of the lake. He* Coelebs, had no doubt heered
telLof Bhino’s meadow?” “Oh! he was Ehino, was he? Had he any intention of
cutting his meadow?” - “Wal! he couldn’t say for sure. Pr’aps he might,
pr’aps he mightn’t.”
“If he shouldn’t cut it,
would he allow him, Coelebs, to do so?” “That would all depend.” “On what?”
“On what he was willing to pay.” “Willing to pay! Why, it was better to have
the hay cut than to let it rot on the ground! cutting improved a meadow.”
“Maybe it did—-may be it didn’t. But whether or no, if he didn’t get paid,
and well paid, rot it would have for sure.” “And what would he consider well
paid?” “Pour dollars a ton on the ground as it stood.” “And if he, Mr.
Rhino, were to cut and stack it?” “Eight dollars.”
A burst of laughter, in
which we heartily joined, was Coelebs’s only response. If the man had asked
one dollar a ton as it stood, he might very probably have felt annoyed; but
four dollars ! It was such a capital joke that he couldn’t be angry. Not so
Mr. Rhino. He felt aggrieved and insulted at the treatment he had received,
and left us the following morning in high dudgeon, without so much as saying
good day and thankee. Unfortunately the Rhinos are numerous in the province,
and although poor Coelebs affects to be amused at their barefaced attempts
to impose upon him, we can see that he writhes under the infliction. However
satisfied a man may be as to his own cleverness, it is not pleasant to be
considered a fool even by a born idiot, and if one must needs be victimized,
better to be so by a clever rogue than by a stupid one. A rude, boorish lot
are these Acadian backwoodsmen. As we pass a lumberman’s camp we ask one of
the men if Mr. T. is in the woods, the individual for whom we' are inquiring
being a man having authority, a colonel of militia, a mill owner, and a
magistrate, of course. Not knowing, he asks his mate. Does he repeat our
question verbatim?
“Is Mr. T. in the woods?”
Not he. Does he say, “Is the boss out?” No. Does he even demand “ Is T.
out?” Not a bit of it. What he does yell out is, “ Halloo, Jack ! do }^er
know if Al.’s out?”—Allen being the Christian name of the gallant colonel.
An outsider' ourselves—one
whose sojourn in the province is a matter of a few months, and not of years’
duration—we rather like to listen to the jabber of these very original
aborigines. Their egotism and self-sufficiency is very amusing. We are
working in our garden, when we see marching towards us, in Indian file, half
a dozen straw-hatted, blue-shirted, grey-panted, knee-booted individuals,
each man bending beneath a pack. We recognise our friends at a glance, and
know what is their errand. They are going to-look for timber land. All the
timber land worth having has been purchased from government years ago, but
timber land they are going to hunt up notwithstanding. To speak plainly,
they are “on the rampage.” They have cut their bit of hay upon which their
“keow” will have to starve during the winter, hoed their patch of potatoes,
earthed up their dozen stalks of maize, which they speak of grandiloquently
as their “corn,” and have left their wives, their families, and their
work—we beg to correct ourselves—and their loafing, that being their
ordinary occupation when the lumbering season is over—in order that they may
look after some pine land which they have “heered tell” is worth taking up.
They seem hot and tired, but the most fatiguing part of their journey is now
over. They have a boat cached amongst the alders down by the lake yonder,
and will accomplish the remainder of the distance by water, never pulling a
stroke so long as there is a breath of wind stirring. They are in no hurry.
Time was made for slaves, not for free and independent Acadians. From here
they will go to the “Hopper”—a capital place for fishing—and there they will
camp for the night. The following day their camping-ground will be three or
four miles further up the lakes, the next a mile or two further, and so on,
until their provisions are exhausted, when they will return home and tell
their expectant helpmates that they have seen any number of moose-tracks,
and caribou-tracks, and bear-tracks, and have caught trout by the thousand,
but they have found no timber of any account, and have only brought home
some huckleberries for “sass.”
They slip off their packs,
and, hanging them on the garden fence, troop into the enclosure.
“Wal! and how are we gittin’
along with our garden?” “ First rate. The storm did considerable damage, but
everything is now growing well. Never have we seen such tomatoes and squash
and beets and cucumbers. Were it not for the distance, we should certainly
send a few specimens to the Horticultural Exhibition at Toronto.” We have
good reason to be proud of our garden; for everything, with the exception of
the melons and turnips, have thriven wonderfully, and it is not surprising.
The seed was the best that Carter could supply, and was sent to Coelebs from
London direct; the ground is so rich, that were we to plant a vine
walking-stick it would burgeon, and the wooden nutmeg that wouldn’t grate
would grow.
“Did he, Zoe, ever see
finer squash than those now before him?” “Wal, yes! he guesses he has. Old
Uncle Palfrey riz some as war well-nigh double the size. His mate Eb here
seed ’em.” As Eb guesses that “that’s so,” there is no more to be said on
the subject, although we guess that twice forty pounds is, in Nova Scotia,
“some” even for a pumpkin. “What does he think of the tomatoes?” “Oh, the
tomartars air big, sartingly; but it’s no wonder—we’ve thinned them out so.
His tomartars ain’t so big; but he has five to our one, and chance it.” “And
the beet?” “Not a patch on Squire More’s. More has some as is over twenty
weight.” The rascal is thinking of mangold, and lies to the teeth even then;
for we have seen the garden in question, and a worse cultivated, worse
stocked piece of ground we have never seen out of Nova Scotia. There are
fine gardens in the province, but not in our section of it. Even on the best
cultivated farms the garden is always a secondary consideration. The only
vegetables grown are potatoes, beans, beet, cabbages, onions, turnips,
carrots, squash, and occasionally tomatoes. Such well-known vegetables as
spinach, cauliflowers, broccoli, celery, artichokes, sprouts, savoys,
radishes, &c., have not only never been eaten by the vast majority of the
population, but not so much as seen; and yet to hear them talk one would
imagine them to be prize medallists of the Royal Horticultural Society.
Their pumpkins are pumpkins, and no mistake. Other men’s potatoes are “very
small pertaters, and few in a heap.” As with garden produce, so with
everything else. They are clothed with self-sufficiency as with a garment,
and a garment of so impenetrable a texture that no sarcasm, however cutting,
can find its way through. We turn the conversation. “How does he like the
house?” “Wal! The house ain’t amiss, but no one but a born fool would have
thought of building it on that thar hummock. It ought to have been sot right
agin the barn down in the swale yonder.”
“But there is no view from
there.” “Hang the view. What he looks at ain’t the view, but the conveniency.
Nice thing for the hired man to have to walk a couple of hundred yards to
milk the keows of a winter’s evening. Wouldn’t be Coelebs’s help if he war
to offer him double wages.” “But the hired man will live in the shanty which
is close to the barn.” “Oh! will he? And why not in the house? Old Uncle Mac
not good company enough for Mr. Coelebs.” At which piece of irony there is a
general guffaw.
We take a fresh departure.
“What does he think of the land?” “He has seen worse; but give him Uncle
Ford’s land on the other side of the river. Something like land that is. Why
didn’t Coelebs buy his land of Uncle Ford? He would have sold it cheap.
Can’t see how Coelebs is going to make a. living out of the place. If it war
to be done, the land would have been taken up by some one—sure. But it ain’t.
And then so lonely and out of the way as it is! No neighbours—no company of
any sort.”
The very thought of such
.terrible seclusion makes him shiver; and when we think of what is implied
by neighbours and company, we shiver too.
“No! He can’t see how it
can be made to pay. Guesses Coelebs will be on the limits’ before he’s done
with it; and then some one as does know how to go to work will get the place
a bargain—for a couple of hundred dollars or so. Good thing if some more
sich men as Coelebs would come along, spend all their money, and then clear
out. Guesses them sort of £ feeders’ is wanted in the province bad.” General
guffaw, and “that’s so.” But it’s time they were jogging; and nodding us a
patronizing farewell, they sling their packs, and stride off in the
direction of the lake.
Haying over, our services
are no longer in such great requisition, and we have plenty of time for
amusement. In the cool of the morning we launch the birch bark canoe, and
quietly paddle along until the sun is high in the heavens, when we make for
some shady spot, where we read, and fish, and smoke until the midday heat is
over. Then we take our baskets, and pick berries for Mrs. Mac to convert
into luscious jams and jellies for winter’s use. The blackberries are
magnificent, being double the size of our English variety, and of a delicate
muscatel flavour. Blueberries and huckleberries can be gathered by the
bushel; and besides wild cherries, strawberries, raspberries, and
gooseberries, in their seasons, there are hazel-nuts, tea-berries, and high
and low-bush cranberries. When Coelebs gets settled he intends to grow
cranberries as a speculation; and if he only sets to work in the right way,
he ought to be able to make it pay handsomely. Cranberries fetch a dollar a
bushel in the settlements, and from two to two and a half in the Boston
market. In Massachusetts three hundred bushels have been raised on one acre
of land; and what can be done there can be done here. And yet no one thinks
of growing them. If cranberries could be made to pay, they argue, some one
would have surely tried it before now; and as everybody says precisely the
same thing, it will be some stupid old-countryman like Coelebs who will have
to make the experiment. There is a capital site for cranberry-growing close
to the house. By constructing a dam, and cutting a short channel, the ground
could be laid under water at all seasons, and drained by merely lifting a
flood-gate. The cost of the work could not well exceed a hundred dollars ;
and we would be happy to sink them in the sluice for a third share in the
profits of the undertaking.
With the September moon
come the moose-callers. Our red-skinned friends, who for the last eight
months have been lying perdu in their miserable shanties in the vicinity of
the settlements, are the first to make their appearance, and close behind
them come the pale faces. Again we are asked to make one of a party, and
once again we accept the invitation; for, like Sambo, we “are bound to see
de fun out.” We get our gun and blankets, take a sorrowful leave of Coelebs,
who, poor fellow, cannot leave the premises, and jumping into the boat,
steer for the happy hunting-grounds known as Ka-dou-sac.
Ka-dou-sac presents a
pretty lively aspect; for not only is there an Indian encampment, but
another strong party of hunters have, we find to our dismay, just arrived
from the Harmony settlement, and are already in possession of the ground.
Nine birch-bark canoes and three boats are drawn up on the beach, and no
very great inventive power would be required to compose a chapter a la
Cooper from the scene before us. The lake, with its wooded islands and sandy
beach, the Indian encampment, with wigwams, camp fires, mangy cur dogs, all
“kirrect,” the adult Indians in counsel with the pale faces, the younger
squaws preparing dinner, the elderly ladies crouching over the lire,
juvenile savages rolling on the green sward—paint, feathers, and xi few
scalps alone are wanting to complete the picture. It is a glimpse of savage
life such as is seldom chanced upon nowadays, save in the very “Far West,”
and we are most agreeably surprised. The little we have as yet seen of these
Micmacs has been in their civilized abodes, anything more truly wretched
than which can hardly be imagined. Here in their native forests they are
seen to better advantage; they are degenerate red men still, but they are
picturesque—and that is something. They are squalid enough in all
conscience, but the surroundings make their squalor less painfully apparent;
indeed seen from a distance their goods and chattels present quite a
respectable appearance, whilst they themselves seem hearty and well-to-do.
Great is the jabber and
chatter amongst the womankind on seeing our boat added to the number of
those already in line in front of the encampment. These “gentle flowers of
the forest,” to express ourselves in the Aimard style,' have tongues of
their own, and use them in a way which shows pretty plainly that if their
sex was doomed to silence in the olden time, they have latterly taken a leaf
out of the white squaw’s book, and are bound to have the last word if “they
die for it.” If flowers, they are of the chamomile variety—yellow,
shrivelled, sajjless, neither pleasing to the eye nor grateful to the
nostril. The youngest and best favoured amongst them is, to use the mildest
expression, excruciatingly ugly, whilst the elderly ladies are hideous to
behold. These Micmacs, a branch of the great Iroquois nation, are getting
fast played out, both in New Brunswick and Nova Scotia. Civilization has
slowly, but surely done its work, and the time is not far distant when the
last of the Micmacs shall have departed to join the last of the Mohicans and
the other extinct North American tribes “ who have left us only their
footprints.” Except when under the influence of liquor, they are a harmless,
peaceable race, and if somewhat a nuisance about the settlements, are in
every respect less objectionable than the irrepressible negro whom one sees
monopolizing the side-walks in the provincial seaboard towns. How they
manage to eke out a living it would be difficult to say. Were it not for the
fur they collect during the first two months of the trapping season, and the
sale of the baskets woven by their squaws, they would starve to a certainty;
for they are too lazy to still-hunt, object to any kind of farm work, and
have a decided predilection for whisky. The government does something for
them, but so very little that it is hardly worth mentioning. Lands have
certainly been reserved for their use, and a commissioner appointed to look
after their interests; but as they are not allowed to dispose of the one,
and have no particular interests to confide to the other, that their
gratitude should be small is not surprising. They are a doomed race, and
they know it.
It takes the entire
afternoon to enlist the Indians in our service, and when they do at length
consent to call, it is more, we fancy, to be rid of our importunities than
to assist us in getting a moose. Five parties are formed, two white men and
an Indian (white or red) in each, and an hour and a half before sunset the
fleet is got under weigh, the canoes standing across the bay at widely
divergent angles, so as to preclude the possibility of one party interfering
with the other. On reaching the opposite shore, our canoe is hauled out of
the water, and cached in the bushes, and off we stride, in Indian file,
through the dense forest, a halt being called from time to time by our
file-leader, a wizen-faced, parchment skinned man of some fifty years of
age—a white Indian even to the turning in of his toes—to allow him to sniff
the air, examine the ground for “sign,” and enjoin silence and
circumspection. It is a long tramp, and we are pretty well tired out when we
reach the spot where our guide proposes to call—a knoll standing at the
eastern extremity of a large bog, and from whose summit a good view can be
obtained of the surrounding country. Slowly and solemnly “Old Moose,” as we
have mentally christened our caller, unslings his blanket, dons his hunting
costume, a green plaid jumper and Scotch cap, and producing his “call” (a
strip of birch bark twisted horn fashion), mounts the knoll, and commences
his performance. Calling would scarcely, we imagine, be considered
melodious, even by a Chinaman. If the animal, whose amorous cry the sound is
intended to imitate, really does call the object of her affections in the
tone adopted by Old Moose, she cannot be of opinion that a soft voice is an
excellent thing in woman. The gentleman’s solo is most certainly neither
soft nor musical, being in fact a sort of compromise between the hooting of
an owl and the braying of a jackass. To describe the sounds which issue from
his call, would be impossible. In order to comprehend what calling really
is, one must hear an experienced performer like our friend, “speaking,” as
the Indians express it, across some treeless bog or barren, on an autumnal
evening, when everything is still as the grave, until the hunter’s cry
wakens up the echoes. Then and then only can the performance be thoroughly
appreciated.
Calling is considered by
the red men as an accomplishment of no mean order, and the good caller
occupies the same social position in Micmac communities as does the shrewd
lawyer in more civilized circles—the one being able to wheedle his moose, as
the other a jury. Prom the fact that no two men call exactly alike, it may
be inferred that the caller is self-taught, and such is really the case. To
learn the call of a particular Indian would be no difficult matter; but
being able to make a noise and able to bring up one’s moose within range are
two very different things. By merely striking a tree with an axe a moose may
be decoyed a considerable distance, but the nearer he approaches the more
wary he gets, and long before he comes within range he will have discovered
the imposition, and have wheeled round in another direction. The thing is to
know how to modulate the sound of one’s call to suit the exigences of the
moment, when to trumpet forth the higher notes, when to let the sounds
subside into an almost inaudible whisper—and this experience can alone
determine. Old Moose, expert though he be, fails to allure any moose into
gunshot, although he keeps on calling with a perseverance most edifying to
behold. Once or twice he whispers u& that “he hears one coming,” but not a
sound can we catch, save the murmur of the distant river, and the creaking
of his, Old Moose’s, lantern jaws, as he slowly revolves his quid. About
midnight he descends from his vantage ground, and rolling himself in his
blanket, is asleep and snoring in an instant. We are not very long in
following his example, and our slumbers are unbroken, until an unearthly
grunt right over our head makes us jump from our blanket, to behold Old
Moose standing erect on the knoll, with his call going again full blast.
Spectres of the Brocken, indeed ! Old Moose, as he stands there, horn in
hand, with his antiquated figure-head and angular outline in bold relief
against the grey morning sky, is worth a dozen such phantoms. The pose of
the gentleman, with one arm akimbo and the other raised aloft in the most
approved herald style, is a sight for an artist, and when, at the conclusion
of a solo, he gives his instrument a flourish, he is nothing short of
sublime. His flourishes, although doubtless fine from an artistic point of
view, are not sufficiently bewitching to inveigle the least wily of the
herd; and after three hours’ calling, he is at length fain to acknowledge
that our chances for this morning are ended, and that we may as well return
to Ka-dou-sac.
We find the others there
before us, and talking moose at a great rate. Not one of them but has heard
moose, and smelt moose, and seen moose’ Some of them have even fired at
moose; but not a moose is there to the fore. How did they manage to miss?
Wal! the sight of their rifle was too high or too low, or a durned tree was
in the road, or a cloud went across the moon, or their cap snapped, or
something else has happened to thwart them. But only let them have another
chance, and Master Moose may consider himself a gone moose for sure. And so
they are going to have another try. That they may make assurance doubly
sure, from the time breakfast is over until dinner, and from after dinner
until it is time to start, they keep blazing away at a rock some two hundred
yards out in the lake; and if their shooting by moonlight in any way
resembles their shootings by daylight, that the moose escape is not
surprising, for their aim is simply atrocious. The American backwoodsman who
misses a bottle at a hundred paces is laughed at by his comrades. When one
of these gentlemen, at a distance of two hundred, succeeds in hitting a rock
as big as a haystack, the welkin rings with shouts of triumph.
At the same hour as the
preceding evening we are again under weigh. Old Moose is no longer of the
party ; he has gone to call “on his own hook" and we have a “real” Indian
this time as caller. On arriving at our destination, the very first thing
the redskin does is to light a fire, and we venture to ask whether the smoke
will not scare the moose. m The answer being in the negative, we have, of
course, nothing more to say, although we have our doubts as to the wisdom of
the proceeding. Having but faint hopes of seeing a moose, we are rather
pleased than otherwise to hear the crackling of the dry sticks, and rolling
ourselves in our blanket, tell the Indian to call us when he “ hears moose
coming,” and so to sleep. We may have slept a couple of hours, when a rough
shake, and a whisper that “ moose coming,” brings our dreams to an abrupt
termination. “A moose? How? When? Where?” we blurt out, as we' rub our eyes
with one hand and grope about for our rifle with the other.
“Oh, close by,” is the
assuring answer. “Call away like mad last half hour.” “More than we
expected,” we inwardly mutter, as we mount the hillock on which stands the
Indian, and prepare to take a view of the situation. Hardly have we reached
the spot, when, sure enough, borne on the night breeze, comes the prolonged
cry now so familiar to our ears. “Moose?” we inquire, interrogatively.
“Well, ye-e-es; me
think-um. Away back there.” And the redskin waves his band in the direction
of the wilderness country lying anywhere between E.N.E. and W.S.W.
A pause of a few minutes,
and then the sound again; this time much fainter, and from what appears to
us, a totally different direction. This trifling circumstance we notice to
our red friend; but he, doubtless averse to committing himself by offering
an opinion on the subject, merely gives utterance to the usual Indian
“A-a-a-a-ah,” and keeps his eyes steadily fixed on the moonlit scene before
him. Another and yet another call, following in such rapid succession as to
make the one seem but the echo of the other, serves to render us still more
sceptic as to the genuineness of the music, and after the sounds have been
thrice repeated from precisely the same points as before, we can come to no
other conclusion than that they emanate from human, not from bestial lungs.
The Indian, finding that we have struck the right trail, sullenly admits
that it can’t be a moose, and as there is no earthly use in prolonging the
farce, we pile more wood on the fire and make ourselves comfortable for the
night. Not so the other callers. They keep at it with the most unflagging
energy, and the last sound that strikes on our ears before falling asleep
and the first that greets us on waking in the morning, is the Ugh-a-mi,
ugh-a-mi, ugh-a-mi— who-o-o-o-o-o ah! of the mooseless ones. With this, our
second night’s experience, our moose-calling comes to an end, for we
steadfastly resist all attempts to cajole us into having “just one more
try,” charter an Indian and his canoe, and return to head-quarters. Our
faith in the calling powers of red men has been considerably shaken, and as
for white men, we feel assured, that in nine cases out of ten their
caterwauling, instead of attracting the moose, frightens them. For any man,
be he white or red, to assert that he can call up his moose whenever he has
a mind, is simply absurd, and the hunter who can succeed in killing two or
even one moose during the rutting season, may consider himself particularly
fortunate. In all probability there will not be more than eight or ten
favourable nights for the business during the entire season, for if there be
any wind stirring it is almost useless to make the attempt. Then the hunter
must be sufficiently fortunate to have selected a calling-ground which he
can have entirely to himself, for should another caller have taken up his
position anywhere in the vicinity, his chance of getting a shot will be of
the slenderest. Even in that great wilderness country which stretches away
to the westward of us, this is not an easy matter, for it is accessible in
canoes, and at least a dozen parties make straight for it at the
commencement of the season. The sportsman might certainly strike so far into
the wilderness as to be certain of having no one within calling distance;
but then if he killed a moose he would have to leave it, as any attempt to
“back him out” would be futile. Finally, there must happen to be a moose
within reach of his call. So that under ordinary circumstances, ten
favourable nights, plus his chances of having selected a sufficiently
isolated calling-ground, plus there being a moose within sound of his call,
plus his being able to call him np if he is there, exactly represent ilie
hunters chances of killing a moose during the rutting season. But as it is
extremely improbable that our backwoods settler will be deterred from making
the attempt by tales of jion-success, we offer him the following
advice:—Never engage an Indian by the day on a moose calling expedition, nor
promise to give him so many dollars for every moose he calls up; for if he
is hired by the day, the longer he can keep you pottering about the better
it will be for him; and should his wages be dependent on the number of moose
he can succeed in “calling up,” he will certainly do his best to bring them
into view, but will take precious good care to destroy your chance of a
shot. We have had considerable experience of ye noble red man, and we know
that it is gall and wormwood to him to see the white man kill a deer. That
he should have dispossessed him of the soil, is hard enough; but that he
should still further despoil him by the slaughter of the beasts, which the
Great Spirit has given him for food, is rather more than he can bear. The
only way to have any sort of hold on an Indian is by entering into an
agreement to give him so much for bringing the quarry into range. It is far
more satisfactory having to pay him ten, or even fifteen dollars for
bringing a moose “ right up/’ than five for the pleasure of seeing the beast
wandering along the further side of a thousand acre barren. It is not every
Indian that will entertain such a proposal; but money will effect much, and
if the gentleman insists upon the “ sight-um pay-um ” arrangement, the less
you have to do with him the better. Thirdly and lastly, have nothing
whatever to do' in the planning of a campaign. Should the Indian ask your
opinion on the matter, which he most likely will, answer, curtly, that it is
his business to determine the route, not yours. Let him distinctly
understand that the entire responsibility rests on his shoulders, and that
you decline taking any share of it, and he will be less likely to attempt to
play the knave.
The sight of our
home-returning bark brings all hands to the landing, and great is the
merriment when we tell them that we have not even heard a moose, much less
killed one. We have been all the way to Ka-dou-sac without even so much as
seeing an antler, whilst they have killed a fine four-year-old buck within
half a mile of the shanty. “ We don’t believe it? Well, we have only to go
as far as the ice-house to satisfy ourselves—there he hangs, and no gammon
!” To the ice-house we go accordingly, and there, sure enough, is the moose.
“We are not jealous?” “Jealous! oh dear no... The poor brute was butchered,
not fairly killed; thank heaven we are no butcher. How was he slaughtered P”
“Mac called him up, and when he was distant some twenty paces Coelebs potted
him.” “Called up by old Mac! Capital!” Mac’s calling has been a standing
joke for the last two months, and he had only to produce his call to bring
down the house. He has, according to the best authority, about as much idea
of calling as he has of Micmac, and yet no sooner does he begin his
bellowing than up comes a moose. The only way to account for it is that the
unhappy young bull must have imagined the sounds to emanate from some
amorous dowager with a cold in her head—the noise from Mac’s instrument
being such as an old cow would make if suffering from influenza. We forgive
Mac, and we no longer pity the moose. Any moose that Mac can bamboozle
deserves to be shot.
Our larder is now so full
that had we not an abundance of ice we should have fish, flesh, and fowl
going bad upon our hands. In the backwoods, unless one has a well-stocked
poultry-yard to fall back on, it is generally a feast or a famine. During
February and March the larder was empty, or nearly so. In April, May, and
June it was trout, trout, trout, and the capture of a snapping turtle was
considered a rare piece of good fortune. Through July and August we were
limited to eels, perch, fruit, and vegetables. We killed a few ducks, but
only sufficient to make us wish that we could get some more. Now the
question no longer is, “How on earth are we going to eke out a dinner?” but
“ How shall we eat what we’ve got?” It is a real embarras de richesses.
Moose, grouse, wild-duck, snipe, trout, perch, eels, tomatoes, cucumbers,
squash, beans, melons, cranberries, &c. &c. &c. Costing us nothing but a
little trouble, we sit down daily to a better dinner than could be had in
London for twenty shillings a head. The man who cannot get a moose with a
leaden bullet has only to try a silver one—purchase whatever he wants from
the Indians, and if he have work to do it is far the cheapest in the end.
Had Coelebs not killed a moose he could have had his pick of five—three
bulls and two cows—and have bought the hindquarters for six cents a pound;
and for four, were he mean enough to swap, flour, tea, tobacco, and sugar
for moose meat, at the usual backwoods rate of exchange. The best meat we
ever eat was a piece of barren cow moose, which we purchased from an Indian
for six cents a pound. The red gentleman would have much preferred taking in
exchange an old shooting-coat—a very old shooting-coat—on which he had set
his affections, but we declined to trade, and gave him the specie. Sixty
pounds weight of solid meat for an old shooting-coat, or for three dollars
sixty cents cash! How the heart of poor British paterfamilias would rejoice
if his butcher would agree to supply him with meat at that figure. .
About the first of
September the ruffed-grouse come into season, and thence until the close of
the year there is no lack of small game in the wilderness—ruffed and Canada
grouse on the beech ridges, hares in the hemlock woods, snipe in the bogs
and intervales, and duck on the lakes and rivers. Hereabouts the grouse
shooting is capital—we mean capital for Canada—six or eight brace being no
uncommon bag. In the woods there is some difficulty in flushing these birds,
very ostriches for stupidity, but on the barrens they are wilder, and afford
good sport. A Clumber, or spaniel of some description, is absolutely
indispensable to the_ grouse shooter, especially whilst beating the woods in
early autumn. Many a time have we passed and repassed a covey without seeing
a twig move or hearing a leaf rustle. The only objection, to a liver and
white or red dog is that the colour seems to possess a magnetic attraction,
and the birds are inclined to “tree.” Black is the best colour, but Clumber
is the best breed.
The duck-shooting in this
province is likewise excellent, but to enjoy it in perfection one must make
for the sea coast at the very time when the forests offer their greatest
attractions to the sportsman. On these lakes there are black duck,
blue-winged teal, wood-duck, and sheldrake, but not in any very great
numbers— when we kill three brace we consider that we have done well. Hares,
though plentiful, are too wild to be easily shot, but any number of them can
be snared by the hunter whose larder requires replenishing. The smaller
varieties of the feathered tribe are much the same as in the other provinces
of the Dominion, consisting of robins, kingfishers, humming-birds, &c. They
are mostly migratory, and during the winter months there is not a sound to
break the stillness of the forest save the chirp of the “chickadee” and the
sharp tap-tap of the woodpecker.
Of the animals hunted for
their fur, the bear, both for size and for the marketable value of his pelt,
ranks first. Bears, except in the woods “away back” from the settlements,
are not particularly plentiful nowadays either in Canada or the United
States; but so far from this being the case in our neighbourhood, that even
the Indians admit that “Mooin,” as they call him, is in as flourishing a
condition as ever. And not only is he flourishing, but impudent likewise,
waddling into the clearings and forcing his way into the lumbermen’s camps
with all the coolness imaginable. Our innkeeper’s wife was nearly frightened
into fits one fine summer’s morning by seeing a great bear unconcernedly
snuffling about the paddock in which her child was playing, whilst another
still more brazen rogue walked straight into a lumberer’s camp, in which a
bright fire was blazing and the men sleeping, and endeavoured to appropriate
a piece of pork, and so determined was he, that it was not before he had
been half killed by a blow from an axe, that he consented to drop his booty
and clear out. Caches in these woods are of no use whatsoever. Let the
lumbermen hide their stores with what care they may, Mr. Mooin is pretty
certain to ferret them out. Nothing comes amiss to him—pork, molasses,
salt-fish, biscuits, all go into his capacious maw, and when the cache is
revisited, a few broken staves and bent keg-hoops are all that will remain
of the hidden stores—-just sufficient to enable the owner to fasten the
guilt upon the real delinquent. Even the Indians fight shy of Mooin, and it
is seldom that they sally forth for the express purpose of beating him up in
his summer quarters. If, whilst setting their traps, they chance to meet him
face to face, they try the efficacy of an ounce of lead, but they have more
faith in their traps than in their Brummagem shooting irons, and not without
reason.
A bear-trap is a formidable
affair, and its construction a work of time and trouble. It is almost
invariably on the “dead fall” principle, and weighted in accordance with the
supposed strength of the animal, which, to judge by the size of the boulders
piled on by the Indians, must be great indeed. The bait is a piece of
salt-fish, a delicacy much relished by Mooin, and which has the advantage,
moreover, of diffusing its aroma over a greater superfices than any other
eatable, save and excepting Montovor cheese, which fortunately is not
procurable in the wilderness. These dead-falls, though rudely constructed,
act efficiently. Once let the bear touch the trigger with his snout, and it
is all up with him; if not killed instantaneously by the fall of the log, he
is none the less a gone bear—a blow from an axe-will speedily put an end to
his existence. These Micmacs are too lazy to do much in the bear trapping
line. A mink trap, they reason, can be set in a tenth part of the time that
it takes to make a dead-fall for a bear, whilst a mink skin is worth fully
one-half as much as Mr. Mooin’s. Why then give oneself the extra trouble
when the pecuniary advantages are so trifling? Much better stick to the
mink, and to the mink they stick accordingly. And yet in the wilderness
country lying between the rivers Mersey and Tusket, thirty miles as the crow
flies, bear are proportionately as numerous as mink. We have been twice a
bear trapping with the Indian who hunts this section of the wilderness, and
have killed on each occasion—that is, we found nothing on our first visit to
the traps, but two bears were there the second. On the hardwood ridges, on
the opposite side of the river, the bear tracks cross and recross in every
direction, and on no less than three different occasions since our arrival
have woods-bound individuals been brought up all standing by seeing a bear
shuffle across the road a few yards in front of them. We have traversed the
same road a dozen times at the very least, but no bear has ever crossed our
path, and although we have beaten the hardwood country in every direction,
time and again, not a single glimpse have we caught of Bruin except in the
traps aforementioned. On one occasion we might have had a shot, but did not,
for the satisfactory reason that we were unaware of the gentleman’s
proximity until it was too late. It was whilst sleeping in a lumberer’s camp
that Bruin paid us this visit, and that it had been a lengthy one we plainly
discerned in the morning. The chips in front of the shanty had been
carefully turned over, every vestige of refuse, fish-bones, pork-rind, &c.,
cleared away, and a string of trout—secreted by ourselves the previous
evening in what we imagined a nice cool spot—looted.
To insure sport, the bear
must be hunted as in Russia. A lengthy cordon of beaters formed a
simultaneous advance, and then an inwards wheel in the direction of the
hunters. There is certainly one slight objection to this mode of hunting. A
beater is not unfrequently mistaken for a bear by some over-anxious
huntsman, and potted; but then, in Russia, a moujik more or less is a matter
of so very little importance that his safety is not worthy a thought. Here
it would be otherwise. It would be the hunter, not the beater, who would run
the risk of being potted; for to imagine that any bold Acadian would consent
to act as beater, without being permitted to have a share in the sport,
would be to imply that the gentleman acknowledges a superior, which he does
not. If the backwoods settler wants bear shooting, his best companion will
be a cur dog, not to beat, but to snap at Bruin’s heels until he will
consent to present the “broadside of his full front” to the rifle, or rather
to the double-barrelled smooth-bore ; for, to our mind, the latter is
preferable. The coolest hunter man, in the uncertain light of the thick
woods, fail to “draw a bead’' on his rifle; but he must indeed be nervous
who ‘ can miss a bear at twenty or thirty yards distance with one of Eley’s
S.Gh cartridges.
After the bear comes the
beaver, once so numerous on all the Canadian streams, now seldom met with,
except in the howling wilderness stretching away to the northwards and
westwards of the great lakes. Unlike the sable, the mink, and others of the
furred tribe, the value of the beaver’s coat has not increased in proportion
to the difficulty experienced by the trapper in relieving him of it. Since
silk hats have replaced the “beavers” of former years, his pelt has become a
drug, in the market. A value it certainly has, but a small one. If mink pays
better than bear, bear pays better than beaver, and few are trapped by the
Indians. Even in this wilderness, beaver are getting scarce, not through
their numbers being thinned by the trappers, but owing to their dams having
been destroyed by the log “driving” of the lumbermen. On the less frequented
waters, however, their dams are still to be seen, whilst the squeak of their
half-brothers, the muskrats, can be heard by any one who chooses to “paddle
his own canoe” up any of the adjacent streams on a still summer’s evening.
The only kind of trapping
into which the Micmac Indian enters with energy is mink trapping. Erom the
commencement of the trapping season, which can hardly be said to begin
before October, until the end of November, when, alarmed at the approach of
cold weather, he beats a hasty retreat to the settlements, the Indian traps
in earnest. Daybreak sees him on his visiting rounds, and it is generally
dark before his return to the wretched bough wigwam where he squats.
The noble red man of the
American forests has been portrayed in such glowing colours by poet and
novelist, that it seems almost cruel to dissipate the halo of romance which
surrounds him, and to exhibit him in all his native squalor and debasement—a
savage, without a single noble attribute save stoicism, if stoicism rank as
a virtue — which he possesses in common with Maori and a score other savage
tribes. In the “good old days” of witch-burning and intolerance, when to
drive out the nations from before them, and to go in and possess the land,
was the self-imposed task of the Pilgrim Fathers, these red men did
doubtless appear mighty warriors to the pious Puritans, just as did the sons
of Anak to the Israelites. But a wholesome dread of tomahawk and
scalping-knife tended not a little to magnify the prowess of these Indian
braves in the eyes of the earlier colonists, and fear made them ascribe to
the enemy qualities which he did not possess. That the red man on the
warpath could outmarch the stoutest Briton seemed to them passing
strange,” that he could manage to exist without a commissariat was
wonderful, but that without compass or signboard he should be able to find
his way through the pathless forests was nothing short of miraculous. Things
which appeared inexplicable in those days are plain enough now. Men have
learnt a good many wrinkles since the days of the Pilgrims, and, amongst
others, how to beat the Indian on his own hunting-ground. The western
trapper can hunt better, travel faster, and make a beeline straighter than
any Indian on the continent, and the white man who could not, in a fair
stand-up fight, whip the best Indian that ever wore mocassins—we do not mean
such wretched specimens as are yet to be found eastward of the Mississippi,
but the real, genu-wine, unadulterated article on his native prairie—must,
in American parlance, be “a poor cuss at best.” If nobility consist in
bartering away one’s freedom and independence for a few blankets and a
little fire-water, these red men were undoubtedly noble; if cunning and
treachery make the warrior, dusky Paladins were they and no mistake; and if
a swinging of the arms and vehement gesticulation are eloquence, their
sachems must have been so many Demosthenes in paint and feathers.
To learn what doughty
champions they really were, one has only to cast an eye over the pages of
American history, where their exploits will be found duly recorded. The page
is not a spotless one, and no man with generous impulses can read it without
a feeling of horror and indignation; but that he will find anything in it to
establish the red man’s title to a single one of the many virtues' which
have been ascribed to him is more than doubtful. All the nobility, dignity,
valour, eloquence conjured up for the occasion by the romance writer fade
away before the prosaic pen of the historian.
But to return to our Micmac
mink-trapper. For two short months out of the twelve he works with a will,
and makes money. The hard-favoured gentleman, whose hunting-ground lies on
the opposite bank of the river, caught last year seventeen mink and three
bears in six weeks; and he does not seem to think that his luck was more
than “pretty good.” We can never manage to learn from any of them the
precise number of pelts that it would take to make the luck very good; but
we have reason for believing that five and twenty, and even thirty pounds’
worth of fur is not an uncommon take in favourable seasons.
If the elegante, so cosily
wrapped in her costly pelisse, could only behold the grimy beings to whose
labours she is mainly indebted for her soft raiment, she would shiver. The
diamond and pearl must pass through many an unwashed hand before they
finally recline on the neck of beauty; but the contact cannot tarnish the
lustre of the one nor sully the purity of the other. Not so with fur. The
injury done it by being tossed about a filthy wigwam for a couple of months
or more, must be considerable. There is our noble friend, Mr. Jeremy, over
yonder, who has at the present moment some eight or ten pounds’ worth in his
possession: let us paddle across the river, and have a look at him and his
surroundings.
Our approach to his forest
pavilion is duly heralded by the barking of curs innumerable, all of them
mangy as mangy can be; and we step ashore amidst a lively chorus of
alternate yelping and shrieking as the squaws administer the customary
tickle Toby’s to their four-footed retainers. A few steps bring us to the
encampment ; and the ex-lord of the forest, in all his native grandeur,
reclines before us. The pavilion consists of two crotched sticks planted
upright in the turf, seven feet apart, with a pole laid across—the
ridge-pole of the structure—half-a-dozen saplings placed slantwise for
rafters, and a few green boughs inartistically woven between them to
represent thatch. The furniture is equally primitive—a pile of hemlock
boughs doing duty for bed, table, chairs, and carpet, a few dirty rags for
sheets and blankets. In front of the camp is a fire, and on the fire a large
iron pot—-Mrs. J.’s sole culinary utensil, in which she makes the tea, bakes
the bread, concocts the porcupine-stews, which her soul loveth, and, if we
are not greatly mistaken, occasionally boils the garments of her lord and
master. Our friend’s family circle is a large one for the woods; for in
hopes, probably, of being able to levy black mail from the Englishman, he
has thought proper to bring along with him, in addition to his wife, two
little Jeremys, and a pappoose Jeremy—a little hunchbacked squaw, an adept
at basket-making—and a suspicious-looking, saucy rascal, whom he has
introduced to us as an “ Indian man from down Quebec way”—a direction in
which Coelebs has strongly advised that Huron gentleman to wend his way with
as little delay as possible. Mr. Jeremy greets us with a grunt, the squaws
silently resume their basket work, the little savages peer at us from behind
an adjacent bush, and the Quebec Indian scowls from his corner of the
wigwam. The outward appearance of this happy family is not' prepossessing.
Jeremy has the mumps, and his head is swathed in dirty flannel; Jeremy mere,
the Masters Jeremy, and Jeremy pappoose, are all more or less suffering from
ophthalmia, the result of uncleanliness, smoke, and fly-bites combined; and
the visitor from Quebec way has his face seamed with small-pox, and is a
very Indian Mirabeau for ugliness—the little hunchbacked squaw, despite her
painful deformity, being the least repulsive of the lot. Mr. Jeremy thinks
the occasion a good one for begging, and, Indian-like, runs over the gamut
of his wants with surprising volubility. He is in need of everything. He
would like some flour and sugar and tea and tobacco and saleratus, and
whatever else, indeed, may come under the heading “backwoods commissariat.”
His wants having been duly enumerated, his ministering angel hastens to add
a few articles to the list, although, womanlike, it is not so much for
herself as for her husband and children that she is importunate. It is her
man that is very bad—could we not give him something to do him good? And the
baby would like a little milk; and can she have a needle and thread to do a
little mending? Even the surly gentleman from Quebec gruffly demands powder,
the little hunchback alone having no wants; but then she has been educated
by the nuns, and has most likely been taught that-to beg is not pretty.
Knowing our Indian friends “like a book,” the sum total of their wants does
not startle us in the least. We have a stereotyped answer for them. “Oh yes!
Plenty flour, plenty tea, sugar, tobacco at the house. You want ’em; you
work for ’em. You too sick? Well, let Quebec man come over and cut
cord-wood. Quebec man don’t want? All right! Then we trade for mink skins.
Give you medicine, milk, needle, and thread; but no flour, no tea, no
tobacco, until you earn them.”
“How much you give for
mink?” growls Jeremy. “Let us see them, and we’ll tell you.” Whereupon Mrs.
Jeremy proceeds to ferret out from amongst the folds of a dirty blanket the
furry spoil. Cestus of Venus ! To think that those frousy, greasy, unsavoury
skins will some day form the lining of a velvet mantle, or, in the shape of
a muff, impart warmth to the delicate fingers of a beauty! But “sich is
life.” The fetid pelt that one would hardly consent to touch with a pair of
tongs to-day, reposes on the lap of Circe to-morrow, whilst the secretions
of diseased mollusks encircle her neck, and are entwined amongst her
tresses.
Notwithstanding their
unpromising surroundings, the skins are, we can see’ at a glance, in prime
condition, and we offer to take the entire parcel at four dollars each, an
offer which Mr. J. unceremoniously declines, preferring, doubtless, to
dispose of them to some village storekeeper for three and a half, and take
the amount in groceries, for which he will have to pay fifty per cent, more
than the value. Indian all over. And so our visit terminates; for as it
never answers to argue the point with an Indian, we cut short his palaver by
telling him that we will not purchase them at any price, and leave him to
replenish his larder as best he may.
Mr. Jeremy and his brother
red-skins were disposed at first to be saucy to Coelebs, but they soon
altered their tone, and finding that bounce did not answer, endeavoured to
come the “poor Indian” game over him. That failing, they, to speak
figuratively, shook the dust off their mocassins, and consigning him and his
belongings to their Indian Tophets, forthwith cut his acquaintance. When
safe in the settlements, and primed with a glass of rum, Mr. Tony, or Noel,
vow vengeance, and threaten him with an ounce of lead, but they invariably
think better of it. Nay, so terrified are they of his big Newfoundlander,
that not one of them will approach the house without permission, and even
when it is granted they ask him to shut up the dog before venturing to run
their canoe up to the landing. But although he will not have any of them
hanging about the place, he scrupulously avoids all interference with their
trapping pursuits; not from any fears he may have of their power to injure
him, but solely because he has not the heart to divide the spoil with beings
so truly forlorn and wretched. And yet the temptation is great. From the
knoll we can see the mink playing on the opposite side of the river; otter
frequent a brook half a mile distant; whilst bear, as we have already
stated, are roaming about the woods in every direction. With good American
traps he might collect a considerable amount of fur in the season, but he
would have to rise early in the morning, and keep his eyes well open, or the
Indians would soon steal every trap in his possession.
Not only do we forego
trapping, but that we ^ may not have laid at our door the charge of scaring
the moose, from hounding likewise, although the lynx—the loup-cervier of the
French Canadians—abound in the hemlock woods, and foxes on the adjacent
barrens. There is a sporting, doctor in the nearest settlement who is
passionately fond of this kind of hunting, and who kills many a lynx and fox
in the course of the season. He has a good stamp of hound for the purpose—a
large bony animal, a cross, we fancy, between an English foxhound and the
sleuth-hound of the Southern States. His mode of hunting is simple. Armed
with rifle, or revolver, he beats about the woods until he finds a fresh
track, upon which he lays the hound, and then lighting his pipe, seats
himself on some fallen tree, and quietly listens to the music. If from the
cry of the hound the quarry seems to be making off hot-foot for some distant
quarter, he hastens to follow up the trail; if, on the contrary, to circle
is its game, he remains stationary. On some occasions, before his pipe is
well smoked out, the steady baying of the hound will notify to him that the
varmint is “treed,” and waiting to be potted. On others he will follow the
trail up hill and down dale for miles, and be forced at last to give up the
chase and return, tired and footsore, to his quarters. These wild cats,
although not particularly formidable to the well-armed hunter, are justly
dreaded by the settlers, whose farms lie remote from the townships; for when
pressed by hunger, they will fearlessly invade the strawyard, and make
mincemeat of any lamb, goose, or juicy pigling that may be caught napping.
They are ugly-looking brutes, thick-legged, short-tailed, and have paws
garnished with claws, which could, we doubt not, inflict severe wounds in a
scrimmage. Stories are told of their having attacked men; but we are
inclined to think that the animal, taken for a loup-cervier by the party
assailed, must have been in reality the panther, or catamount, a very
different sort of customer. Neither catamounts nor wolves are found in this
wilderness: and the playful skunk has hitherto, notwithstanding
confederation, studiously avoided crossing the frontier. The New Brunswick
forests are, however, gladdened by the presence of all three, and the
solitary hunter may have his evening’s meal enlivened, by seeing the
friendly eyes of a “painter” glaring on him from a neighbouring thicket, or
his slumbers soothed by the cheerful howling of a pack of wolves.
The foxes killed are all of
the common kind. Indeed, we have not heard of either black or crossed fox
having been trapped or shot in the district. That the Indians believe in
their immediate presence is certain, our amiable neighbour, Mr. Jeremy,
having repeatedly come across their tracks, so he informs us, when trapping
“ away back” in the vicinity of Blue Mountain. Although it has, we believe,
long been satisfactorily settled that red, black, and cross foxes are one
and the same variety, all three having been seen in the same litter, there
is, if we may credit our Indian informant, a marked difference in the shape
and size of their footprints, the impress of the pad of the black fox being
considerably smaller than that of either his grey or red-coated brother. He
is, in fact, the swell of the family, not only as to dress, but even to the
very tips of his toe-nails.
The fox completes our list
of animals hunted for their fur in this wilderness, the fisher and
pine-marten being so rarely seen as to make their very existence in this
section of the province problematical. There is one animal, however,
deserving of mention, not from any beauty he may possess—for he is the very
picture of ugliness—nor yet from the value of his epidermis— it being of no
use to any one save the owner, or to the squaw deep in the mysteries of bead
and basket work. We allude to our stuck-up friend he porcupine, bad cess to
him ? What a truly detestable nuisance this brute is 110 one can form an}?-
idea who has not had valuable dogs ruined by his infernal quills. Every time
we take a dog out with us, we are in a fever until we return to the house,
fearing each instant to see' the poor beast tearing madly after us, with his
head resembling an enormous pincushion. Not a single member of that rather
numerous Hystrix family ever crosses our path without paying dearly for his
temerity. We slay him then and there, without mercy; not that we may convert
him into toothsome stew, for we can never summon up sufficient courage to
taste his ugly carcase, hut solely from a spirit of vengeance. They say that
the flesh is good, being not unlike juvenile porker. We recommend him,
therefore, to the favourable consideration of the Acclimatization Society,
the members of which august body may possibly discover “points” about him
other than those which to us and our dogs have been so painfully apparent.
Until the end of September
the weather is delightful. The evenings are gradually getting colder, and a
little fire is pleasant after sundown; but as yet there has not been,
wonderful to relate, the slightest sign of frost. On the evening of the
thirtieth we draw out our programme for October. House and barn are nearly
finished, the builders will take their departure in a day or two, and then
wont we make holiday ? We’ll creep the barrens for moose and caribou, and
beat the beech woods for bear, and have such grouse shooting and duck
shooting “ as never was.” We may depend on having fine weather to the end of
the month, and then there will be at least ten days’ Indian summer. By Jove!
it will be jolly. So to bed we go, and on looking out of the window in the
morning find, instead of ruddy autumn, hoary-headed winter. There are six
inches of snow on the ground, and it is still snowing heavily. October
ushered in with a snowstorm! How we do bless the Acadian climate! We go to
where Mac is chopping firewood, in the hopes that the old fellow will have a
few crumbs of consolation ready for us—a snowstorm on the first of October
is the sure sign of a fine fall, or something of that sort. But the old
fellow is a veritable Job’s comforter.
“A snowstorm on the first
of October out of the common? He guesses not. Last year there was a black
frost on the nineteenth of September. Frost in June, frost in September;
that may always be expected. Six months’ winter, and six months’ bad
weather; that’s just about the right description of the climate. Indian
summer? Well, he has heard tell of it; but during the thirty years he has
been in the province he has never once seen it—leastways, not to his
knowledge.”
It is enough. We return to
the shanty, get the stove to a red heat, pull our rocking chair to it, and
read Evangeline.
Coelebs stands in no need
of a fire; he has a summons in the breast-pocket of his shooting-coat which
keeps him nice and warm. It is the third summons he has received since
building commenced. First it was the shingle maker who sent him a
billet-doux, then the cook, now it is the teamster. He settled with the
others, because he was too busy at the time to answer their summonses in
person; but if they think to gammon him, Coelebs, again they are mistaken.
The teamster was engaged by the month, and left in the middle of it, without
so much as saying he was going, and not one cent of his wages shall he get.
He has the law on his side, and he intends to enforce it. We hope he may be
able to do so.
“Do so! Of course he will.
What is there to prevent him ? The case is to be tried on the morrow before
a certain Solon Quirk. Squire Quirk will mete out justice.”
“And who may Squire Quirk
be when lie’s at home?”
“A storekeeper living down
at the Corners, but a cut above most of his class, for he is an ex-county
member, an ex-legislator, one who will in all probability be re-elected, a
probable envoy to Downing Street, a possible minister of the Crown in that
portion of Her Majesty’s dominions known as Nova Scotia. Just the right sort
of man to give Mr. Teamster a proper dressing.” We hope so.
It is the evening of the
third day before we hear our poor friend’s well-known footsteps, and as he
strides into the shanty we can see that to him all the world is out of
joint. His noble brow is contracted, the nostrils of his Grecian nose are
distended, his eagle eyes flash fire, his very beard has an angry kink in it
which it has never had before. He pitches his hat to the further end of the
room, and, without saying a word, flings himself full length on the settle.
“Well! And what’s the
news?”
Up he jumps, as if he had
received an electric ' shock. “The news P The news is this—that he is going
to advertise the place for sale, and if he cannot find a purchaser, set fire
to the house and barn, cut down every tree, and sow the garden and cleared
land with burr, Scotch thistle, and nettles.”
“Whew! What is the matter?”
“Matter! That such a thing as justice is unknown in the province—that the
law is a dead letter—that there is not a magistrate in the county who does
not deserve to be put in the pillory—that the people are divided' into two
classes, knaves and fools, and that as he, Coelebs, belongs to neither
category, he purposes clearing out with all the speed he may. We know how
the case stood between him and that rascally teamster, and saw with our own
eyes, in the "Justices’ Manual" what the law said on the subject. Was it not
that any servant engaged by the month leaving his employer’s service before
the expiration of that month, forfeited his wages?”
“Yes. That is how we
understood it.” “Well, then, will we believe that in open defiance of that
law, Squire Solon Quirk—with whom may the devil fly away—has condemned him
to pay the amount claimed and costs?” Poor Coelebs! to offer him advice or
consolation in his present mood would only make matters worse. He has just
discovered another phase of settler’s life passed over as unworthy of notice
by the author of “Perfect Beatitude; or, Life in the Canadian Backwoods.” He
will, in all probability, discover a few more similar ones before he has
done; and if he live long enough and travel far enough, will ultimately
arrive at the conclusion that perfect beatitude is no more to be found in
the Canadian backwoods than it is in any other portion of the globe.
The builders are gone, and
Coelebs’s indignation at Nova Scotian justices’ justice is almost
counterbalanced by the joy he feels at their departure. We do not know what
his sensations may be, but ours are those of Sindbad when he shook off the
Old Man of the Sea. To add to our enjoyment, the cold snap is over; the
clouds have cleared away, and the weather is once again bright and warm. But
Father Winter, although rebuffed, has left his mark behind him. His icy
touch has changed the aspect of nature, and the forest, which a short week
since was still in summer dress, is now arrayed in the gorgeous livery of
autumn. The view from the house is perfectly dazzling, for the opposite bank
of the river is hardwood land—birch, oak, ash, beech, maple—one more
brilliant than the other. Amber, yellow, and orange; rose, crimson, and
scarlet; brown, russet, and purple, all mingled together in picturesque
confusion. The most brilliant colourist that ever lived would fail to do it
justice; to attempt to word-paint it would be ridiculous. All the pictures,
all the descriptions in the world would fall far short of the reality. To
have any idea of the autumnal splendour of these North American forests,
they must be seen at the turn of the leaf, in the month of October.
Although we have not
removed to the new house, it is ready for our reception. It is rather a
picturesque-lcoking edifice—bastard Grothic as to the style, Acadian as to
the interior arrangements, and not dear, all things considered, having cost
a trifle over two hundred and eighty pounds. It consists of a main building,
and what our carpenters call a little L, or as we should express it, a
set-off, which serves as the kitchen. The outside measurement of the main
building is 32 by 30. The walls, laid up with ten-inch logs, are thirteen
feet in height and clapboarded. Length of rafters twenty-one. Below are
three rooms, which measure respectively, 14 by 13—14 by 13 and 10 by 9, and
a hall, which has been made purposely large, 17 by 14, that it may serve as
a sitting-room in the hot weather. A winding staircase leads from the back
hall to the upper story, which consists of a landing with Grothic door
leading out on the roof of the verandah—a large bedroom with small
dressing-room adjoining, and two others, each 12 by 11. The lower rooms are
ten feet in height, the upper, eight feet ten inches. The kitchen, or little
L, 16 by 16, has servants and store-rooms above and a cellar beneath, and in
the event of Coelebs requiring more accommodation, all that he will have to
do is to tack on to it a duplicate of the main building, and he has it
without destroying the symmetry of his house.
The barn, which will hold
forty head of cattle, has cost six hundred dollars, and is likewise cheap.
By cutting into the hill-side and building over the excavation, both space
and material have been saved. In the basement is the stabling; in the barn
above is stored the hay. Coelebs has some twenty beasts there already, and
when all the stalls and styes are full, the place ought to be
self-supporting. As it is, he has managed to make 50/. by butter alone, and
this clear profit, for since' the first of May the beasts have been turned
into the woods to graze, where they have thriven wonderfully.
We have already given an
estimate of the cost of living like a gentleman in the more civilized
districts of Canada; we will now proceed to calculate for how much per annum
two men of Coelebs’s stamp could live in the backwoods, supposing that they
farmed a merely nominal quantity of land, say four acres. But as prices vary
all over the Dominion, we must select our province and our district. Let us
take the very spot where we now are.. The first outlay would be as follows:—
Land, 100 acres. It would
be difficult to purchase a smaller quantity..............$125
Clearing and fencing 4 acres...........80
Log-house (shingled)..............130
Log-barn.................30
Furniture, linen, crockery, stove, washing-machine, &c., say 300
Tools, grindstone, &c..............40
Boat...................35
Canoe...................12
Cow, &c..................40
Sundries..................50
Provisions for lst Year.
4 barrels
flour................$32
1 ditto pork................20
120 lbs. ham................20
20 bushels potatoes..............10
30 lbs. tea.................15
50 ditto coffee................10
100 ditto sugar..............................9
Rice, buckwheat, beans, peas, dried apples, soap, petroleum,
&c.................35
Teaming..................30
Sundries..................50
$231
Half the amount might be m^ide
to suffice, but there would be a corresponding loss of comfort. After the
first year, the annual expense would hardly exceed 30/., for everything,
with the exception of flour, tea, coffee, and petroleum, would be home
raised. Add one pound for teaming and twenty for clothes, and that would
make 50/., or twenty-five pounds per head.
And now that we have shown
how small is the sum upon which the backwoodsman can manage to live, a word
to those who may feel inclined to make the experiment. If you don’t desire
to be jeered at as a “ white Indian,” do something else beside shoot, fish,
and trap—farm, if only to save appearances. A rich man can please himself;
the poor one must endeavour to please others, and you wont please your
neighbours if your mode of life be different to theirs.
If you imagine that you
would be regarded in the district as a sort of Robin Hood, you are very much
mistaken. You would be spoken of as “that durned lazy white Indian down to
Ka-dou-sac’ or wherever your shanty might be. Whenever a man saw a chance of
doing you an ill-turn he would do it. To conciliate would be impossible, you
would have to make yourself feared. By making hunting subsidiary to farming,
you would change the aspect of affairs, and. presuming that you are a hunter
and not a husbandman—that you turned backwoodsman for the sake of the
hunting and the fishing, and for no other reason—that you farm solely to
save appearances, you would doubtless like to know how to do so with the
least outlay of capital and at the smallest possible risk.
By farming on shares. You
would have to build a second log-house and a frame barn or barns large
enough to contain thirty or forty head of cattle, and forty or fifty tons of
hay. The second log house and the barns built, and fifty acres of land
cleared, fenced, and laid down under grass and clover, your next move would
be to ‘get a man willing to work on shares, you finding land, building and
stock, he the labour. What his share would be, and what yours, would
altogether depend on the. number of beasts, and the hay that was available
for them. On such a place as this, with an extra outlay of four or five
hundred pounds, one ought not to have much difficulty in finding a man
willing to work on shares for fifty per cent, of the profits, and assuming
Coelebs’s calculations to be correct, which we have no doubt they are, the
remaining fifty would be more than sufficient to cover all expenses. In this
way two bachelors might rub along very comfortably, always presuming that
they were sufficiently independent to be able to leave whenever the life
grew wearisome. Much depends upon that. The garden of Eden would be
unendurable if the gates were locked. To invest the whole of one’s capital
in a backwoods farm is an act of folly for which there can be but one
excuse—that the sum total is so small that it will riot bear dividing, and
Coelebs would have been wiser had he deferred building until he was
perfectly assured that the life suited him. And yet he is just the sort of
man for the woods— tough, handy, cheerful; not afraid of his own shadow—fond
of fishing and shooting, fonder still of his independence. Were he not going
to be married, we should have no fears for him. But his wife—will she be
able to accommodate herself to the life? We have not the pleasure of knowing
our friend’s betrothed, but if she do so slie is no ordinary woman. There is
certainly no reason why she should not. “ Stone walls do not a prison make,
nor iron bars a cage;” and the wilderness is no dreary solitude to those who
love nature, and have resources within themselves. But it is not every woman
who can be brought to see things in their proper light. Hyde Park is Hyde
Park and the wild woods are the wild woods, and most of them perversely
prefer the former to the latter. Should Mrs. C. not like the place, and
induce her husband to move to livelier quarters, he will be obliged to sell
at a heavy loss—if he get back a third of his money he will be fortunate. If
it be difficult to realize in the settlements, in the backwoods it is next
to impossible.
The rutting season over, or
towards the close of October, the moose prepare to yard, but it is not until
the snow lies on the ground that still-hunting can be attempted with much
chance of success. Whether it be that the moose is warier than the Virginian
deer we know not; this much is certain—that whilst in the Canadian forests
we were always able to get a shot or two before the snow came, here we have
not as yet so much as seen an antler, although we have crept the adjacent
bogs and barrens late and early since the commencement of the season. And
yet the surrounding country is completely ploughed up with moose tracks; and
as we have on more than one occasion come upon fresh droppings, we must have
been pretty close to the quarry.
The Indians seldom try
their luck on the “ moose-walk” before the snow comes. To follow up a
moose-track over bare ground, requires more patience and perseverance than
the red man is willing to bestow on any pursuit or calling save begging.
Indeed, we very much doubt whether the degenerate Micmac is sufficiently
master of the noble science of venery to be able to do so were he to make
the attempt. Keen eyesight he undoubtedly possesses; but to make the
backwoods still-hunter, more than that is requisite. To the eye of the lynx
must be added the cunning of the fox, the tread of the mole, and the
stealthiness of the cat, and even when endowed with all these attributes,
the aspirant to backwoods hunting honours must be content to serve a lengthy
apprenticeship before he can hope to graduate Grand Master of the craft. To
be able to tell by a single glance at some torn leaf or ill-defined
hoof-print, the exact time that has elapsed since that particular sign was
made, requires a considerable amount of woodcraft—to unerringly determine
the direction in which to strike, so that whilst avoiding the animal’s
devious course tlie trail can always be refound at pleasure, an instinct
which to the tyro seems little short of miraculous. When the ground is
covered with a light coating of snow, half the science suffices. Any man
with an eye in his head can follow the trail; little experience is required
to determine the exact freshness of the hoof-prints, and should there be any
doubt in the hunter’s mind as to his ability to “ circle” correctly, he has
only to stick to the track, and keep his eyes and ears wide open. Having
said this much, let us introduce Mr. Peter Bobby-eye (we do not respond for
the correctness of our Micmac orthography), the oldest Indian in the
district; for not being an authority on the habits of the moose, we think it
best to give the experiences of one who is. Let Mr. Bobbyeye, then, speak
for himself.
“Moose you see—yard from
north to south, most time; yard sometime quarter mile, sometime two mile
long. Sometime only three moose in yard; other time five—six—seven. You want
to shoot-um moose; you think which way wind blow. Blow two—three day
north—moose north end yard; moose travel ’gainst wind most time. You find
yard—you keep lee-side. You mind you no go into yard—you scare moose sartin!
You keep outside um
yard—you wait—you listen. No hear-um moose—you creep on apiece. No
hear-um—bit furder, and so on.' By-an’-by you hear-um. You keep still—wait
you see-um, then you shoot. You load ’gain, quick, quick—you p’raps get
’nother shot. Moose he no smell you—he maybe stand still bit. You lee-side
yard—little noise—not much matter. Me shoot big fellow once. He stand look,
while I fire, one—two—three shots. Plenty yard near lumberman camp.
Chop—chop—chop all day, no scare-um.. Some one strike-yard—then go some
place else. Ah! me good hunter once. Heart all right now—legs no good. White
man not much account; he too flurry. Burn more powder than shoot-um moose !
Deep snow come —first-rate then. Hunt-um down on snow shoe. Deep
snow—eight—ten year back—plenty moose killed that time. Most all moose these
parts killed that time. Plenty moose now—no deep snow come late year.”
By comparing the
information thus graciously volunteered by Mr. Bobby eye with that obtained
from other sources, we are of opinion that that elderly Indian is in the
main correct. The word yard very imperfectly describes the winter habitat of
the moose. Moose-“walk” would be nearer the mark, it being nothing more than
a tract of country of varying extent, up and down which the moose browse and
wander, until such time as vegetation is in a sufficiently advanced state to
allow of their grazing on the bogs and barrens. The caribou do not yard.
They winter it out on the bogs, where they can be stalked in the same way as
are the red deer in the Highlands of Scotland, and nice cold work it is.
Mid-November. The winter has now fairly set in, and lumbering has commenced
in earnest. From dawn to dark these pine woods are resonant with the ringing
stroke of the lumberer’s axe, the crash of falling trees, and the eternal
“Hoof, Bright!” “Haul, Buck!” of the teamsters, as they urge their panting
bullocks over the rough log roads. During the logging season these bold
backwoodsmen have little time for indulging in their favourite
pastime—politics. Their work commences at daybreak and finishes at dusk, the
only interruption being for half an hour or so at dinnertime. No one can say
that he has seen the backwoods unless he has passed a night in a lumberer’s
camp; and as they are all pretty much alike, we will take the one owned by
the gallant colonel before-mentioned as a sample. Seen from a distance, the
encampment does not present a very picturesque appearance. A log1 shanty,
with low walls and high-pitched hoard and batten roof, a rudely constructed
barn, a grindstone “rigged” to a tree stump, a broken sled, half a dozen
empty flour-barrels, a pile of firewood—seen together, a dirty brown blotch
on a field argent. Such is the aspect of the encampment, as, emerging from
the green woods, we come upon the little clearing. Squeezing ourselves
through the aperture which does duty as a doorway, we boldly enter- the
shanty. Throwing our pack on the ground, we leisurely knock the snow from
our feet, and look around us. An enormous fire of birch-logs is blazing in
the centre of the camp ; and after the dreary prospect outside, the place
looks particularly snug and cheerful. The men have not yet returned from the
woods and as the cook is hard at work preparing supper, we light a pipe and
watch him.
Whatever may be the
gentleman’s social virtues, cleanliness is not one of them. He is at the
present moment tearing a salt cod-fish into strips, preparatory to its
conversion into fish-balls or some similar backwoods delicacy; and the
fingers with which he performs his task are fearful to contemplate. His
fingers not being sufficiently strong for the work, he holds the fish firmly
between his knees; and as we inspect the “ pants” with which those knees are
covered, we shudder, and inwardly resolve to eschew cod, let it appear in
whatever guise it may. Being ravenously hungry, we anxiously inquire what
may he the contents of that large pot now simmering on the fire. “Oh! it is
pork, rice, and molasses”—an excellent dish, hut rather too rich for some
stomachs. “And in the other pot?” “Tea—boiled tea. Capital!” On either side
of the fire, in two large tin “reflectors,” bread is baking. With bread and
tea we can make a supper. Let us hope that when the dough was kneaded the
cook’s ablutions were of a more recent date than at the present moment. But
here come the men trooping in from their work; what a rough lot they are!
“What has the cook got for
supper?” “Rice and molasses.” “Bully for him! let them have it.” And down
they all squat at the table.
“Come, cook, hurry up the
cakes there, will yer?
“Say, Tom! Lend us yer
jack-knife, will yer? —mine’s broke.”
“Now then, mates, which of
yer has stolen my spoon ? It’s you, Pete, ain’t it? Don’t be gassing thar,
but pass along the molasses. Say, Ike, can’t you squeeze in a bit thar, and
make room for the stranger?”
“Got any more of yer
medicine thar, cook? If so let’s have another dose,” &c. &c. &c. Amidst the
clatter of knives and forks we can only catch a word here and there, and as
we munch our hunk of dry bread, and gulp down our bowl of tea, ample
opportunity is afforded us for admiring the prodigious masticatory powers of
lumbermen. Plateful after plateful of the greasy mess is gobbled up before
we can manage to dispose of our first crust, and in less than five minutes
the contents of the large iron pot has disappeared from sight. Wedges of
bread smeared with molasses constitute the second course, the dessert being
raw kraut, or “grout,” as they pronounce it, which they extract by the
handful from a barrel standing in one corner of .the shanty. But the stowage
capacity of a lumberman’s maw has, like everything else, its limit, and the
ablest trencherman of the party is at length compelled to cry “enough.”
Pipes are lighted, each man in succession stretches himself on the hemlock
boughs which form, as usual, the common bed, and with a grunt of
satisfaction prepares to assist digestion by a quiet smoke. The crew being a
large one, they are pretty closely packed, and there is not much room for
the stranger. So we appropriate a three-legged stool, and by drawing out the
more intelligent members of the party, endeavour to improve the occasion. It
is not an easy task, for the aboriginals (as distinguished from the
aborigines) are shy before strangers. We progress but slowly.
“Yes! lumbering is very
hard work, and not over-well paid, particularly towards the end of the
season, when daylight comes so early, and the sun sets so late. Fifteen
dollars a month ain’t much to brag about, that’s a fact, but when
river-driving and rafting comes, then a man gets well paid for his labour.
Two dollars a day is something like wages. Pity the work’s so soon over, but
even if it lasts four weeks, that’s forty-eight dollars, and chance it. Has
hardly ever a dry stitch on him when rafting or driving, and the black flies
are troublesome, and no mistake, but then the pay is first-rate. Is obliged
to work sixteen hours out of the twenty four, and supposes that two dollars
for sixteen hours’ work is the same as one dollar for eight, but doesn’t
look at it in that way. For the month or six weeks which intervene between
the close of the logging season and the commencement of rafting, does
nothing in partic’lar. Stays home and rests a bit. Kafting would certainly
interfere with his farm work if he farmed; but he doesn’t farm. Just cuts
enough hay for his cow, that’s all.
“During the six months when
there is neither logging nor rafting, tries to pick up a job here and there,
works in the saw-mill when they want extra hands, or helps them as has land
to get in their hay and potatoes. Might, p’r’aps, make more money by doing a
little farming on his own account, but doesn’t like the work, and besides,
couldn’t think of losing his two dollars a day for driving. Knows very well
that lumber land is getting played out in these parts. When it is completely
so, will make tracks for the States. Has been in the States. Something like
a country that! Wishes the Yankees would annex Nova Scotia. Would be some
chance for a man then. Yankee capital would flow into the province, and
there would be, in course, plenty of work for all. Confederation is the ruin
of the country. All very well for Howe and Tupper and M'Lellan to tell them
that everything will be sure come right in time. Knows better. Will any man
persuade him-.” Here our informant, who is evidently the master mind of the
crowd, rushes headlong into politics, and we begin to fear that he purposes
keeping at it “right along,” when, to our great joy, there is a savage
growl, and a gruff demand if he, the speaker, “intends to let a fellow sleep
at all to-night?”
“Oh yes! All right. Needn’t
be so durned crusty!” And, with a sigh of resignation, our backwoods Minos
draws his blanket over his head, and in another minute is snoring the snore
of the backwoodsman. We endeavour to follow his example, but without
success. Having no blanket the hemlock twigs feel anything but grateful to
our hump ribs; our eyes, unused to the glare of so large a fire, obstinately
refuse to close; the wind is moaning dismally amongst the pines outside,
whilst inside a concert is going on that would have aroused the seven
sleepers. The grout is doing its work, and every sleeper seems possessed by
the demon of indigestion. Such muttering and mumbling, such snoring and
snorting, such grinding and gnashing of teeth, we have never heard before,
and trust we may never hear again. Sleep being impossible, we rise from our
bed of backwoods feathers, and drawing a stool close to the fire, ruminate.
“Necessity makes us
acquainted with strange bedfellows.” Where could one chance upon stranger
than those snoring yonder ? Were we an ethnologist, we could doubtless write
a highly instructive article on the idiosyncrasies of the Acadian lower
orders, and the causes which have led to their development. Not being so, we
can only think on them, and wonder. Almost every people under the sun have
certain well-defined characteristics. What is the distinguishing mark of the
Nova Scotian? It seems to us to be melancholy. They are a sad people. To
them life appears to be anything rather than a pleasure; it is a sad
reality. For Puritanism in its harshest form one must not go to New England,
but to Nova Scotia. Daily contact with Jews, Turks, infidels, and heretics
has knocked much of the starch and stiffness out of the New Englanders. Not
so with these gentle Acadians. They are just as intolerant as their Puritan
ancestors, and, if possible, rather more inconsistent. There’s our
shock-headed friend over there would be filled with pious horror at seeing
the Sabbath desecrated in the settlements, but here, in the woods, he rafts
the livelong Sunday through, in order to gain two dollars. He would lend a
willing hand to oust from the settlements any man guilty of the heinous
crime of liquor selling, but would take a dram on the sly without blushing.
The sin lies, not in the act itself, but in its being witnessed by others.
An abject slave is he of Mother Grundy.
And so he plods along
life’s highway, a melancholy man. Those innocent pleasures which cheer the
spirits of more rational wayfarers are to him unknown. The merry dance, the
social glass, the inspiriting strains of “ profane” music, are strictly
tabooed, and his pleasures are limited to a temperance, lecture, a dirge
executed by the skule-marm on the village organ, or harmonium, and a peep at
the “wild beasteses,” when the caravans pass through the settlement. Even
those few choice spirits who so recklessly rush into the dissipation of
moose-hunting, are unable to shake off the cares of this world during their
brief holiday. They shout and kick up their heels, and try hard to be jolly
dogs, but it wont do. Their laughter lacks the ring of the genuine metal,
and their antics are those of the clown rather than the bacchanal. And then
our thoughts wander off to the “good old days” of the colony (as described
by Longfellow and other trustworthy historians), when Acadie was the “home
of the happy,” where “the richest was poor, and the poorest lived in
abundance,” and sigh when we think what a dreadful change for the worse has
taken place in ye manners and customs of y° people since those halcyon days.
And as we drop into an
uneasy slumber, Evangeline in Norman cap and kirtle of blue, and gold
earrings brought in the olden time from France, and Kene le Blanc, and Basil
the blacksmith, and Father Felicien arise from out the glowing embers, and
we are in the midst of the peaceful Acadian village, seriously contemplating
a farm on the Basin of Minas, when a snore- of vol. i. x more than ordinary
volume recalls us to the stern realities of backwoods life—a rude shanty,
and a crew of unkempt, unpicturesque, unpoetical lumbermen, and so the night
wears away.
Long before daybreak the
cook slowly uncoils, like a huge snake, from the folds of his blanket, and
with dishevelled locks and bloodshot eyes, yawningly sets about the task of
preparing breakfast. One by one the sleepers emerge from the feathers—a
hard-favoured crew. The breakfast, consisting of salt fish, saturated with
pork fat, bread, and molasses, is bolted in silence, and then each man
shoulders his axe, and takes his departure.
nTnverted into lumber as to
the destruction caused by fire. In Nova Scotia, as in New Brunswick, fire
has been the ruin of the lumbering interest, and the amount of damage done
by the devouring element is incalculable. A prairie on fire is a sublime
sight, but the blaze is that of a farthing rushlight in comparison with one
of these forest conflagrations. Perhaps the greatest fire on record is that
which devastated the Mira-michi woods in the year 1825. The summer of that
year had been unusually dry; but although fires had broken out in different
parts of the vast forest, stretching away northwards' to the Canadian line,
and westwards to the American boundary, little danger was apprehended by the
inhabitants of the devoted district. The morning of the 7th of October broke
with portentous calmness. Not a breath of wind was there to fan the
smouldering fires, and a heavy cloud of black smoke hung like a vast pall
over the forest. Warned by their unerring instincts, deer and other wild
animals fled from their coverts, and sought refuge in the opens, an example
which was unfortunately not followed by the unsuspecting settlers. Towards
evening a gale suddenly sprang up from the westward, and before eight
o'clock it was blowing a hurricane. All at once there was heard a roar as of
distant artillery, a sheet of flame shot high into the air, clouds of
blinding smoke came sweeping along before the fierce blast—the work of
destruction had commenced. Too late to fly to the sea coast, all that the
wretched inhabitants could do was to rush into the nearest lake or river. It
would be difficult to imagine anything more truly appalling than the
position of these unfortunates on that October night. Hemmed in on every
side by walls of flame, burning wood and cinders falling in clouds around
them, suffocated with smoke, and up to their necks in water— since the
destruction of Pompeii never were mortals in sorer plight. Barely, by all
accounts, has the sun risen on a scene of greater desolation than .that
which the lately verdant forest presented on the morning of the 8th. Six
thousand square miles of fire-swept country, a blackened, smoking, hideous
expanse, with here and there a dismantled house or smouldering shanty.
Many perished in the
flames, and more were burnt or injured by the falling timber. Few cattle
escaped, and so intense was the heat that thousands of salmon and other fish
were killed in the streams and rivers. The damage done to property was
estimated at 228,000., and the value of the timber destroyed at 500,000.;
and this one night's work!
Surrounded as he is by such
highly inflammable matter, that the backwoodsman should be cautious in the
use of matches would only be natural; but strange as it may seem, in his
love for a bonfire he is a very child. The teamster trudging along the
highway, the lumberman' on the drive, the moose-caller out for his holiday,
all have their pockets crammed with lucifer matches, which they use,
regardless of consequences, whenever the whim seizes them. When they camp
out they leave the fire to spread, fling the match with which they have
lighted their pipe into the dry leaves and bushes, and not unfrequently set
fire to the under brush just for the fun of the thing, or to have what they
facetiously call a “torch.” Nine-tenths of these backwoods fires owe their
origin to the mischievous pranks or carelessness of lumbermen, and until
some law is passed by which offenders-shall be severely punished, fires must
necessarily be of constant recurrence. Let a fire in these pine woods once
get a good start, and there is no telling when or where it will be
extinguished. It may be confined to a few hundred acres, it may devastate
six thousand square miles of country, like the one at Miramichi.
Inexhaustible as seemed the
supply of pine timber in these woods some twenty years since, the amount now
available is only sufficient, according to competent judges, to keep the
mills going full time for ten or twelve years more. Timber there is in
abundance ; but so far from lake or river, that the cost of hauling would be
more than its marketable value. What the mill-owners will do when the supply
ceases they do not very well know themselves. If the timber would only grow
up again on the burnt lands, lumbering might, after the lapse of a score
years or so, be resumed with profit. But unfortunately timber, or such
timber at least as is required, will not do so. No sooner does a fire sweep
over pine land than up starts a different growth of timber. Fir, poplar,
hackmatack take the place of pine and spruce ; hemlock land is overspread
with cedar and alder, whilst maple, beech, and birch are succeeded by
spruce, sumach, and raspberry and gooseberry bushes. The fire which spreads
with such fearful rapidity through the resinous pine timber, makes but
little impression on the hardwood land. In very dry seasons it occasionally
runs through the underbrush, consuming here and there a dead oak or fallen
maple ; but the green leaves smother the flame, and its onward course is
soon arrested. Lucky it is for the lumbering interest that these pine
forests are intersected at intervals by hardwood ridges, as, were it not for
these fire-proof barriers, the first fire would sweep across the peninsula,
from the Atlantic to the Bay of Fundy.
Coelebs is now suffering
from that very dangerous malady, logging on the brain. Mr. Seth Kempton, a
smart gentleman who owns a few hundred acres of very indifferent timber land
some five miles distant, has been endeavouring to persuade him that a hatful
of dollars is to be made by lumbering, and that he, Coelebs, could not do
better than purchase the timber land in question. There need be no trouble
about the purchase-money. Coelebs can commence logging right away, and pay
him when the logs are sold at the end of the season. Guesses that Mr.
Coelebs is just the right sort of man for the business, and will make a pile
of dollars for sure. And poor Coelebs is nibbling at the bait held out, and
has been hard at work for some days making calculations as to the probable
outlay and ultimate profits of the undertaking. That a profit there will be
he is confident. The thing is as plain as the nose on one’s face. To amount
paid for land so many dollars. To so many men at so much per month, so many.
To hauling logs, so many. To rafting and driving, so many. Ta provisions, so
many. Deduct expenses from amount received for logs, and there remains,—
dollars — cents clear profit (q.e.d.)
Hoping that the disease
might assume a mild form, and gradually effect its own cure, we have
hitherto humoured the sick man by agreeing with him in everything; but
this-day of November, complications being imminent (the invalid has
expressed his intention of closing with Kempton at once), we think the time
has arrived to administer a mild emetic, the said emetic being our own
logging experiences. The opportunity is? soon afforded us. The post-pran-dial-pipe
lighted, Master Coelebs produces his logging calculations, and goes hammer
and tongs at his interminable additions and subtractions. To land so much—to
men so much, &c. &c. Subtract from value of logs, &c. Balance profit, —
dollars — cents.
“That’s correct, is it
not?”
“No!”
“No? What can we know about
it?”
“Just as much as it is
possible for any man to learn in two seasons.”
“What! We have had a turn
at logging— why didn’t we tell him so before?”
“Because we didn’t think it
would interest him to know it.”
“Interest him! Of course it
does. How did we. pull it off?”
“On the first occasion we
were eight hundred dollars out of pocket; on the second we managed to clear
about the same amount.”
“How did we manage to
lose?”
“By going it alone.”
“And to gain?”
“By going shares with an
experienced lumberman, who did the bossing and kept the men to their work,
whilst we acted as commissary.”
“But we must have gone very
stupidly to work to lose in the first instance?”
“Of course we did, just as
stupidly as any man might be expected to do who undertook a business of
which he knew nothing.
“It was shortly after our
introduction to backwoods life, and when we were still as green as any
hemlock, that we made our first essay in lumbering. Healthful and pleasant
occupation during the winter months being our object, and profit a secondary
consideration, our operations were conducted on a very limited scale, our
crew consisting of five axemen, a cook, and a teamster. We did the bossing,
and if ever boss was disposed to treat his men kindly we were that boss. The
idea of passing the winter in the woods having only entered our head at the
time when others had already commenced chopping, we were rather later in the
field than was altogether desirable. By the time camp and barn were built,
hay and meal for the horses and oxen, and provisions for the men, hauled
out, it was the 1st of December. On the 2nd the men arrived; on the 3rd the
first tree was ‘fallen'. For a fortnight or so everything went along
smoothly. To an inexperienced woodsman like ourself the number of trees
felled daily sounded highly satisfactory. Mr. Teamster appeared to be hard
at work with his oxen from daylight till dusk, when Mr. Cook was not making
bread or flap-jacks or fish-balls he was fiddling. The life being a novel
one, we enjoyed ourselves hugely. An hour before daybreak we would turn out
of our bunk and help the cook with the breakfast, which we shared with the
men, as likewise dinner and supper; for although the cook’s cooking was on a
par with his fiddling, of the vilest, we thought it wiser to put up with it
than by eating apart, to raise the republican dander of our crew. Our
self-denial was not very grievous, for we had arrived at that state of
health when dough-boys are almost as easily digested as lead, flap-jacks as
sheet iron. Breakfast over, we would accompany the men to their work, and
amuse ourselves with lopping, or else engage in a little amateur hauling
with our ponies. During the daytime we had plenty of employment. In the
evening we would smoke our Yirginny by the blazing camp fire, and listen to
the songs and stories of the men and to the squeaking of the cook’s fiddle.
In a word, we led a lumberman’s life, and enjoyed it. At the end of a
fortnight, meal or something else being wanted, we put the ponies to the
sled, and telling the men that we should not be back for a day or two, and
to work well during our absence, we started for the settlements. On our way
out we stopped at a camp where we knew the crew to be the same strength as
our own, to compare notes with the boss lumberman, a French Canadian, with
whom we had hunted the preceding Fall. He was ravished to see us. How did it
go?” “First-rate; and with him?”
“Like that. He had only so
many logs cut and so many hauled, andwas just a little behindhand.”
“The start we gave did not
escape the quick eye of Monsieur Jean Baptiste.”
“What! Hadn’t we done as
well as that?”
“Not quite. We had just cut
and hauled one-half that number, and our logs were considerably smaller than
his.”
“But, Sapristi! our men
must have been famously amusing themselves. Only one way to arrange oneself
with those gentry there—to put them to the door if they work not.”
“And after?”
“Engage others.”
“And if they are not to be
had?”
“Ah, then-”
“We did not say much, but
we thought a good deal, and instead of absenting ourselves for a couple of
days, as had been our intention, the instant we got our supplies we turned
the ponies' heads woodwards. It was too late to reach the shanty the same
night, but we arrived there two hours after daybreak the next morning, and,
on pushing open the door, beheld axemen, teamster, and cook quietly warming
their shins at the fire. And why were they not at work?”
“Oh, they had overslept
themselves.”
“Had they, indeed. And it
was for that reason possibly that they were endeavouring to make up for lost
time by having an after-breakfast chat by the fire.”
“Well, there was no use
getting riled about it. They had worked hard since they came, and the loss
of a couple of hours didn’t much signify.
“We had determined to make
no mention of our interview with Jean Baptiste, but for the future to work
less and watch more; but this barefaced assertion of the teamster so
incensed us that we let drive.
“Work well! What did they
call working well? In the same space of time the Frenchman’s crew down at
Big Clear had done more than double the work, and they were far from being a
smart crowd. Hitherto we had said nothing, but for the future we should
insist upon their performing a fair day’s work, and, if they could not or
would not, they might go.
From that hour every man
Jack of them became possessed with the demon of sulkiness. No more singing
and story-telling, no more jokes and laughter; the cook hung up his fiddle
and his bow-o-oh ! and our shanty of harmony became a veritable shanty of
discord. Little improvement was apparent in the work done. We kept a sharp
eye on the menr but it availed nothing. To watch them swinging their axes
one would imagine that they were doing their ‘level’ best, but the trees
felled were not in proportion to the blows struck. When to ‘put in the time’
is the lumberman’s resolve all the watching in the world wont prevent him.
He can deliver the strokes of his axe in such a way that half the effect is
lost, and by cutting the notch a little to one side or a little to the
other, fall the tree so as to lodge it in the branches of another, and thus
protract the work; or his axe is notched, and he must go grind it; or he has
cut himself, and must go fetch a piece of rag. Plausible excuses are never
wanting for absenting himself for from ten minutes to an hour at a time. It
is the same with your teamster. He must lay down a piece of corduroy, here
cut a new road, or there a Buck is sick or Bright, or the bob-sled is
broken, and he must go get it mended. The cook takes it out of you in
wastefulness. The way in which he makes flour and pork vanish is a caution,
and should you venture to observe that the provisions are going rather fast,
he will ask you, with an air of injured innocence, if it is your intention
to starve your crew, if so you had better tell him. The long and short of
the matter is that they prefer working for one of their own stamp and a
fellow-townsman than for a gentleman and a stranger. Tom This and Bill That
lumber because lumbering is their business. Mr. Coelebs and Mr. Benedict
lumber because they think themselves uncommon smart, and the •sooner that
idea is taken out of them the better. "What is the good of strangers coming
if no more is to be made out of them than out of old Uncle Ford, who has
been in the woods since he was the height of an axe-helve? Hang strangers!*
“If we have heard that
argument once we have heard it a score of times, and it is one reason why we
have so little faith in the gentleman lumberer. But there are others equally
weighty. To lumber, with any chance of success, one must have been brought
up to the business. No one but a thorough backwoodsman can calculate even
approximately the value of timber land. That there are good trees in the lot
amounts to nothing. Better small logs and plenty of water to drive them than
big ones when the water is distant or of insufficient depth. An extra mile
or so of hauling swallows up the profits, having to employ double crews, for
driving and damming brings the lumberman into debt. Not only is experience
requisite in the purchase of timber land, but in the sale of the logs.
Millowners are keenly alive to their own interests, and when dealing with a
green hand their measurement of logs is by rule of thumb. The verb to cheat
having been expunged from American dictionaries as low and old-countryfied,
they do not cheat Mr. Greenhorn, but they do a remarkably smart trade with
him—get ten or fifteen per cent, the advantage of him in the measurement of
his logs, and the same in the store accounts if they furnish him with
supplies on credit. If he thinks the measurement is not correct he had
better go measure them himself—a thing much more easily said than done.
Again, to attempt to combine farming with lumbering is, in most cases, a
losing game; one pursuit is pretty certain to be carried on at the expense
of the other. During the winter months the backwoods farmer can find
profitable employment for men and oxen in the green woods, but by logging
for others at so much a week or month, not on his own account. Kiver-driving
and rafting clash with spring ploughings and sowings—it is crops or logs,
and the settler has to choose between them. Logging cannot be prosecuted by
fits and starts. It is not by lumbering one season and farming the next that
men make money, but by keeping at it right along—setting oft’ one year’s
gains against another year’s losses. It is a very risky business, and the
lumberer is even more dependent on the seasons than the farmer. Should the
winter be an open one the hauling is bad, and he has difficulty in getting
his logs to the water; and if the spring prove dry he may not be able to
drive them. He must wait until the Fall rains, or until the following
spring, and if he cannot afford to wait he must sell them as they ‘jam’ to
some millowner or boss lumberman, who will take them ‘at a fair valuation'
i.e., at n price which will not cover the poor logger’s working expenses. We
were so far fortunate that winter and spring proved alike favourable; had
they not done so, our losses would have been proportionately greater. We
lost eight hundred dollars, and gained fully that amount of
experience—experience which enables us to tell you, friend Coelebs, that if
you commence logging on your own account you will repent it. Under the most
favourable circumstances you may possibly cover expenses; more than that you
need not expect. If to log you are determined, go shares with a native, and
whilst he looks after the men do you attend to the commissariat. In that
way, and in no other, you may contrive to make a few hundred dollars each
season. But that you may not be done you will have to keep a sharp eye on
your partner. Every agreement made should be in black and white, every bill
paid receipted, every log hauled entered into your own private note-book,
and when the raft is sold it is indispensable that you have a duly-qualified
measurer and valuer to look after your interests, a stranger to the place if
possible, as ‘townies’ are apt to play into each other’s hands.”
Christmas has come round
again, and we are going to keep it in good old English style. The house, now
partially furnished, has been profusely decorated with evergreens, the
mincemeat has been made, the pudding mixed, the "lordly” turkey sacrificed.
For Christmas merry-makings there are many worse places than the backwoods—
the Australian bush, for example. When the thermometer stands at 90° or 100°
in the shade, the very sight of roast-beef and plum-pudding creates nausea,
and the wassail-bowl must be iced, not spiced, to be grateful. Father
Christmas is not at home in the Sunny South. His domain is the frozen North,
where lie the snow and the ice, and the hoar frost, and where shall they be
found if not in the New Dominion? Dinner over, and the exile’s toast,
“Here’s to the dear old land, and all true friends across the water,” having
been drunk with enthusiasm, we drew our chairs to the fire and speak of
bygone Christmases; and as poor Coelebs recalls the many happy ones he has
passed at the old home in -shire, his voice grows somewhat husky, and a tear
glistens on the eyelash. But when our time comes, and we proceed to tell of
certain dismal ones spent by us in foreign parts—more particularly of one
terrible Christmas-day when we were lost in the Australian bush, and were
nearly succumbing from heat and want of water, lie brightens up
considerably, and on wishing us good night, says cheerfully, after all, old
fellow, there are many worse places than the backwoods".
Yes; there are many worse
places than the backwoods—the backwoods proper, not the clearings. Where
would a man of Coelebs’s limited means be able to live as comfortably and as
independently? With an outlay of a few hundred pounds, and a yearly income
of from fifty to a hundred, he need want for nothing, not even for society.
For six months out of the twelve, or for one-half of the fishing season, and
the whole of the hunting, there are plenty of agreeable men in Halifax and
elsewhere who would be only too happy to accept his hospitality; and the
exercise of that hospitality need cost him nothing, or next to nothing, for
the backwoods visitor is expected to bring his own luxuries with him, and
the necessaries of life are cheap. Drawbacks there are, and great ones, the
greatest, in our opinion, being the yearly plague of flies. To say that
during the months of May and June the flies are excessively troublesome in
the woods is a very mild way of putting it. They are perfectly unendurable,
making the backwoodsman’s life a burden to him, and unless he have the hide
of a rhinoceros, all he can do is to shut himself up in the house until such
time as they may be pleased to take their departure. In Canada and the
United States the second spring, or Indian summer, goes far to compensate
one for the loss of the first. But when, as in Nova Scotia, there is little
or no Indian summer, it comes hard. To lose two months—the very months of
all others when nature is freshest and greenest, and when, after the long
hibernation, one longs to bask in the sunshine and thaw oneself out—is
enough to make an angel swear, let alone a “human.” Another drawback is the
plague of helps. It is next to impossible to keep a decent servant. American
helps are sociably inclined. They like to go to meeting on Sunday, and have
a quiet “ gas” with the folk at store and market, and in the woods there is
neither meeting-house nor forum. The most considerate of treatment and the
highest of wages will not tempt them to remain with you. After a month or
six weeks they feel home-sick, give notice, bundle, and go. Coelebs has been
fortunate in securing the services of Mr. and Mrs. Mac, but he pays them
very high wages, and lets them do pretty much as they please. It would never
answer to have such people on a large farm, for Mac, although a very handy
fellow, is not equal to a hard day’s work, and his wife is neither strong
enough nor smart enough for the dairy.
Then there is the
disadvantage of being a long way from town, not on account of the difficulty
in obtaining supplies, but in respect to letters and papers. It is not
always that a man can be found willing to carry the mail, and when he is
found, less than two dollars it is useless to offer him. Twenty miles
through the woods is equal to thirty along the high road—twice thirty are
sixty—a good two days' tramp, and a dollar a day is bare wages. Two dollars
a week are one hundred and four dollars, or twenty-one pounds sterling per
annum, and that is altogether too much for postage. Such annoyances as an
invitation to appear before Solon Quirk, Esquire^ Justice of the Peace, &c.,
and the apparition from time to time of a crew of boorish lumbermen, need
not enter into the calculation, for summonses are easily avoided; and when
lumbermen find that their presence is not desired, they soon cease to honour
one with their agreeable society.
It is not the young
unmarried man, fond of fishing and shooting and hard as nails, that would be
likely to find backwoods life intolerable, but the delicate married woman
with a young family. We know that in her eyes all the advantages of cheap
living, pure air, freedom, and independence are apt to seem more than
counterbalanced by tlie dreadful fact that she lives miles away from a
doctor, and that in the event of sickness an entire day may elapse before
Mr. Squills can be at the bedside of the sufferer. The very thought of what
might happen if any of the children were to be taken suddenly ill makes her
shudder, and Tommy cannot cough nor Kitty look flushed without her feeling
convinced that it is the commencement of croup or scarlatina. Not only does
she feel the loss of the doctor, but of the parson. It is dreadful to live
in a place where the church-going bell is never heard, where there is
neither chapel nor meeting-house, and where one day is so precisely similar
to another that unless one take good note of time it is impossible to
distinguish .Sunday from week-day. And then no schools to which to send the
children, their only instruction such as father and mother can give them. To
think of one’s sons growing up like young Indians, experter with the paddle
than with the pen, better trappers than arithmeticians, and one’s daughters
like squaws, their only accomplishments basket-making and bead-work. It is
shocking.' She would have been a hundred thousand times happier in the most
miserable back settlement.
So she thinks—but would
she? It is our humble opinion that she would not. Back settlement life, as
Coelebs justly says, is backwoods life without its freedom and its
pleasures. The advantages of back townships exist only in the imagination;
when weighed in the balance of common sense they amount to nothing. The back
township settler has a doctor. So he has, and more to be pitied he. There
are no doubt honourable exceptions, but taking them as a body, back
settlement practitioners are not the most brilliant of men. When they hear a
man's teeth chattering like a hundred pair of castanets, they guess he has
fever and ague, and they administer quinine, and when the patient complains
of pain in his heart (the backwoodsman's heart, like Paddy's, lies in the
region of his stomach) and of feeling “real sick," they guess he has eaten
too much fat pork and fixins, and give him a blue pill. They can attend a
midwifery case, set a broken bone, and bind up an axe-cut; beyond that their
professional aid and advice is seldom worth having. When the ailment is not
of the ordinary backwoods type, their diagnosis is mere guesswork. They make
a shot, overhaul their pharmacopoeia for the treatment to be pursued in such
a case, and if that has not the desired effect, guess again and take a new
departure. But they are often worse than ignorant; they are rash. They will
prescribe in cases which they well know are too intricate for them, and
undertake to perform operations that many an able surgeon would decline. We
know one young backwoods, Bob Sawyer, who prescribed for and killed a poor
fellow suffering from cancer, and another of the same stamp who attempted
the operation for cataract, and put his patient’s eye out. It is better to
have no doctor than a bad one; and as in back townships good ones are the
exception, nothing would be gained, so far as medical assistance was
concerned, by living there. Every man whose home is in the woods should have
some slight knowledge of surgery. He should be able at least to bandage up a
wound and to apply a tourniquet, and he should be provided with a small
medicine-chest and the Family Medical Reference. Backwoods ailments are
seldom very complicated—they generally yield to simple remedies, and it is
only when the doctor steps in, and begins prescribing his powders, draughts,
and bolus that the sufferer is in any real danger.
As regards the second
disadvantage, the absence of any place of worship, we shall only observe
that it is not invariably those whose houses lie nearest the Church who are
the nearest to heaven, and that the Omnipotent can be as reverently
worshipped in the leafy aisles of the primeval forest as in the most
gorgeous of Christian temples.
Whether the absence of a
school is .a disadvantage, depends on the social status of the parents.
National schools, such as one finds in the back townships of Canada and the
United States, are in every way adapted to the requirements of the ordinary
run of settlers, but they are not precisely the kind of academies to which
.a gentleman would like to send his children. It is doubtless very amusing
to read of the rough-, and-ready way in which instruction is imparted by the
American skulemarm, but not so amusing to know that one’s own child is being
thus instructed, and that his class-mates are little ragamuffins whose
parents hail from the wilds of Connemara. The man who had any real regard
for his children would much prefer to instruct them himself, and he could do
that in the woods. The only accomplishments that girls would be likely to
acquire in a back settlement would be singing, or the nasal harmony which
passes muster for it, quilting, and patchwork; and if they were very smart
indeed, they might possibly attain to cross-stitch, and achieve a
kettle-holder or a marker for the family Bible. In the larger towns there
are excellent schools where boys are prepared for the learned professions,
and where girls are taught everything, from sewing on a button to bravura
singing and water-colour drawing. But hamlets are not towns, and in back
settlements educational advantages in a liberal sense* there are none. The
only advantages that we can discover which the clearings possess over the
backwoods are that in the clearings there is comparative immunity from the
plague of flies, and that the plague of helps is less baneful. But tastes
differ. Some women take as naturally to the woods as ducks to the water,
whilst others are quite out of their element, and are as miserable as
miserable can be. Everything depends on a woman’s temperament, more
especially upon her adaptability. Education and social position have little
to do with it; but as a rule, the more refined the woman, the greater the
chance of her being able to adapt herself to backwoods life. To the vulgar,
ignorant woman nothing is more dreadful than solitude. Having no resources
in herself without society of some description, her' existence is a blank,
and she would prefer to live in the most wretched back settlement, and have
neighbours with whom to gossip, than in a terrestrial paradise with no other
companion than her husband. The well-bred woman, on the contrary, is not
entirely dependent on others for her entertainment. She likes society, hut
not the society which back townships afford. She has no ambition to be queen
of her company, and would rather have the society of her husband than that
of a legion of settlers’ wives, no matter how sociably inclined. She is his
constant companion, and, to* a great extent, whatever amuses and interests
him is amusing and interesting to her likewise. In the winter she sleighs
with him, and skates with him, and toboggings with him, and accompanies him
in his rambles through the' snow-decked forest. In the spring she helps him
to make maple-sugar, to garden, and to catch trout, and when the black flies
arrive, and all outdoor work and amusements are for a time* suspended, she
is his comforter in affliction; and should he rashly determine, black flies
or no black flies, to catch a dish of fish, she, like a good Venus, prepares
him for battle by enveloping his' head in the ample folds of her own veil,
and by sewing up all dangerous rents and apertures, and when he returns
bleeding from the fray, anoints his wounds with oil and camphor. In summer
she is his boat-boy. She minds the jibj sheet, steers when required, or
takes hold of an oar or a paddle on an emergency. When pic-nicing or camping
out, she is the squaw who minds the wigwam. Whilst her lord catches fish and
cleans them (fish-cleaning is not amongst her duties) she collects hemlock
boughs for the bed, and sticks and birch bark for the fire, boils the water,
and beats up the batter for the pancakes ; and should it come to roughing,
it is not from her lips that proceeds the grumbling. When an ordinary woman
would cry and wring her hands, she bursts into a merry peal of laughter. She
contrasts the rude log shanty in which they have taken shelter with the
well-remembered drawing-room at home; the empty flour barrel on which she
has laid the tin platters and pannikins, with some well-appointed dinner
table ; her high, hob-nailed boots and lindsey petticoat with the elegant
toilets of days gone by, and is not in the least discontented. Les extremes
se touchent. In the great world it would be dreadful to do one's own
cooking, to drink out of tin pannikins, to use one’s fingers for forks, to
dine off fried fish and pancakes, to sleep without sheets, and to have no
new dresses. But in the woods—ah! that is quite another thing. In the woods
as in the woods, and the nearer the approach to savage life the greater the
enjoyment.
In the summer she goes
huckleberrying, and cranberrying, is her husband's gilly on his shooting
excursions, and when trapping begins, she enters into the business with all
the keenness of an Indian or half-bred. Fur is her perquisite. It is the
only luxury after which she hankers. Silks and velvets are out of place in
the woods, but fur is never out of place where the thermometer descends
below zero.
But it is not all play.
Sleighing and skating and boating and camping out are her amusements, and
she has her fair share of. work. How does she adapt herself to that ? Just
as readily as to those sports and pastimes which in England would be
considered tom-boyisli. She has a regular routine laid down for herself, and
by following it, her duties, though manifold, are never burdensome. Every
morning, immediately after breakfast, she repairs to the kitchen, and whilst
Biddy or Ayeshah makes the beds, prepares with her own fair fingers such
pies and “chicken-fixins” as are beyond her handmaidens' culinary skill.
Beds made, and pies and cakes ready for the oven, she starts on her grand
rounds, visits the larder, the dairy, the poultry-yard, and lastly, the
shanty, where she has her daily conference with her Mrs. Mac about cows,
calves, pigs, poultry, cream, butter, eggs, and farm produce generally. If
it is washing-day, she helps her help in the laundry. But in well-organized
American households, washing-day has no terrors; it is a “heavy wash” that
cannot be got through in two hours. There is no messing and slopping and
soaping, and rubbing as in an English farmhouse. With one of Doty's patent
washing machines and wringers, the linen is washed and wrung without the
operator so much as wetting her fingers. It is only the ironing that is
tedious, but in the woods a little ironing goes a very long way. Unless she
have children to look after, her morning's work is over by twelve o'clock,
and from that hour until dinner her time is at her own disposal. After
dinner she gets her work-basket, and whilst her husband reads to her the
“Latest Intelligence," she sews and knits- and darns like a good
housewife—in winter by the cheerful hardwood fire, in summer on the
verandah.
Such briefly told is the
daily life of the backwoodswoman who has the precious bump of adaptability.
The character is not ideal, but drawn from life.
The life of the
backwoodswoman who has not that bump may be summed up in one word— dumps. To
her spring, summer, autumn, and winter are synonymous with the season of
flies, the season of heats, the season of rains, and the season of snows—one
worse than the other. In her prosaic mind the soft greens of spring and
summer, the gorgeous hues of autumn, the dazzling whites of winter, mean
simply that the trees are in full leaf, that the leaves are decaying, that
there has been a fall of snow. Like the American young lady whose admiration
of Niagara was centred in the rainbow above the Falls, because it so
reminded her of a certain “love of a bonnet”—Nature’s colouring is
associated in her mind with that of the dyer. Green becomes her to
perfection, the purples and scarlets and yellows of the autumnal woods would
be sweetly pretty could they only be woven into a Cashmere. Skating and
tobogging and boating, and such rough outdoor amusements ,are not to her
taste. She is no hoiden or white squaw. As to cooking and dairying and
washing it would be barbarous to ask her to attempt such menial work. She
has had the education of a lady, and knows as mueh of housekeeping as David
Copperfield’s child-wife. The poor woman is never happy except when she is
miserable, or when she goes on a visit to some friend in the settlements,
for of course she has her outing occasionally. It must not be supposed that
because a lady lives in the backwoods that she is tied there hand and foot.
In Australia, owing to the enormous distances, the up-country squatter’s
wife is, to a great extent, a fixture on the station, but with the backwoods
settler’s wife it is very different. Coelebs lives in the heart of the
backwoods—much further from a settlement than most men would care to live,
but he is by the direct road only eighteen miles from L-, a town of five
thousand inhabitants. The road, if none of the best, is practicable daring
the winter months in sled, and on horseback at all seasons. Supposing that
he kept a pony for his wife, she could, by starting at eight o’clock, be in
L-by midday, and, unless very timid, she would have no need of an escort.
From man she would have nothing to fear, and as little from beast or
reptile. We have said a good deal, perhaps more than was altogether
necessary, of the bad points of the lumberman and the backwoodsman; let us
here record a good one. In his own peculiar way he is extremely courteous or
rather respectful to women. He does not take off his hat and salaam and make
pretty speeches, but his services are ever at their disposal—he will run,
fetch, and carry for them, and would bite his tongue off sooner than say
anything that would be likely to offend. If a storm came on, or night should
overtake a lady in the woods, she might seek the shelter of a lumberman’s
camp without inquietude. Not a word would be uttered in her presence at
which umbrage could be taken—every man of the crew would do his utmost to
make her comfortable; and if she stood in need of a guide or escort, however
busy they might be, a hand would be spared to accompany her. Backwoodsmen
are, as a rule, exceedingly hospitable, and so likewise are the settlers and
the townsfolk. Unless Mrs. Coelebs thinks proper to give herself airs she
will not want for invitations.
Not only will the good
people of L--be ready to receive her, but they will feel extremely hurt
should she decline their hospitality, and the oftener she avails herself of
it the better pleased they will be. If to attend church regularly every
Sunday be indispensable to her happiness and peace of mind, it is not the
dread of hotel bills that need prevent her. She can ride out to L- every
Saturday afternoon, spend Saturday and Sunday nights with her friends, and
return home on Monday morning. During the fly season— which is also the
bathing season—she can likewise accept their hospitality, and in the fall of
the year, when the woods are at their best, she can return the compliment by
inviting them to visit her in their turn.
To compare the clearings
with the backwoods: In the clearings one cannot, without giving mortal
offence, select one’s company—in the woods one can. In the clearings it is
next to impossible to amuse a visitor—in the woods nothing is more easy. In
the clearings one’s every movement is watched and criticised by prying and
gossiping neighbours—in the woods one is almost as free as air. In the
clearings the well-bred man and woman will not find a single advantage which
cannot equally be found in the backwoods—but in the backwoods they will
enjoy many advantages which cannot be enjoyed in the clearings. That is our
opinion, and it is the opinion of many well-bred, well-educated men and
women of our acquaintance. If one cannot live in the woods one can at least
vegetate luxuriantly. In the clearings one can neither live nor vegetate.
The man who has the means to purchase a f^rm in a long settled district
would be a fool to locate himself in the woods; but when the choice lies
between the clearings and by the .clearings—we mean all new townships and
sparsely populated districts—and the woods, the latter is certainly the more
preferable of the two. But we would not advise any man to go to work in the
same way as friend Coelebs. Until he had given the life a fair trial, and
felt convinced that it suited him, he should not expend on improvements one
cent more than was absolutely necessary. One can always build, but one
cannot always sell. A log house is not as fine as a frame one, but it is
just as warm and snug, and the cost of erection is trifling. Such a log
house and barn as he would require ought not to cost more than fifty pounds,
and, if the life proved distasteful, that is all he would be out of pocket,
for if the land was worth anything it should he worth what he gave for it,
and if he could not find an immediate purchaser he could wait. But he should
give the life a fair trial—two years at the very least. To the man fresh
from the busy world the backwoods seem very lonely, but this feeling of
loneliness gradually wears away. Were we in Coelebs’s position, young,
strong, healthy, and with a capital limited to one or two thousand pounds,
we should do as he has done—make us a home in the wilderness, not in the
maritime provinces, but in Upper or Lower Canada. We could never adapt
ourselves to clearing life, but we could to that of the backwoods. We do not
merely think so; we are certain of it, for we have made the experiment. That
we should have an occasional touch of the blues is likely enough. It would
be impossible to altogether banish from one's mind the pomps and vanities of
this wicked world—the many charms of advanced civilization; but when we felt
the attack coming on we should endeavour to overcome it by a little
common-sense reasoning. We would picture to ourselves all the delights of
London and Paris, all the picked spots of Europe—the vine-clad hills of
Rhineland, the lakes, rivers, and snow-capped peaks of Switzerland and
Tyrol, the smiling shores of Como and Maggiore—Venice, Florence, Rome,
Naples—and then quietly ask ourselves the question: “On your miserable
pittance what kind of a figure would you cut in these centres of fashion?
What would be your life? what your amusements? Without trade, profession, or
calling by which to eke it out, what could you do on one hundred pounds per
annum?” In London, oh, grumbler! you would be obliged to live in a back
street, a very back street, for house-rent ought not to exceed a sixth of
one's income. The sixth of a hundred is seventeen, and it is a poor lodging
that lets for 17/. per annum. Your food would be on a par with your lodging,
of the cheapest and of the plainest. The expenses of the victualling
department should not exceed two-fifths of one's income. Two-fifths of a
hundred is forty ; 40/. per annum is but 2s. 2d. per diem, and at the
present price of meat and other necessaries it is not much that can be
bought for that sum. One-fifth—20/. for clothing; rent, 17/.; food, 40/.;
clothing, 20/. = 77/. There would be only 23/. remaining for washing,
firing, gas, taxes, &c., and amusements. Amusements ! You might safely put a
big zero after that item. It would be the same in Paris, in Vienna, in
Florence, in any other great city. To enjoy city life you must have money,
and you have none. Without money the gayest city would seem dull, the
loveliest scene lose half its attraction. Wherever you went a phantom purse
of consumptive aspect would be constantly before you, and a voice be ever
whispering in your ear, “Only twenty-five pounds a quarter!” You would feel
inclined for a cup of coffee and a cigar, and would be just on the point of
entering some cafe when the dreadful vision would flit before you, and you
would hear the words, “ Beware, rash mortal! Only twenty-five pounds a
quarter !” You would halt in front of a theatre and read the programme of
the evening's performance. A new play! You would like to see it. You will
purchase a ticket, but on the threshold of the ticket-office the phantom
awaits you, and again you hear the warning words, “Remember! Only
twenty-five pounds a quarter!” So long as you were exposed to temptation
that spectral monitor would be always at your elbow, and would only leave
you at the door of your apartment on the first-floor—down the chimney. There
would be no temptation there, unless it were to throw yourself out of the
window.
Are you discontented
because here in the wild woods are no cafes, no restaurants, no shops, no
theatres? You ought rather to be thankful that at every step you are not
called upon to resist temptation. Have you grown tired of the view from your
window? Have forest, lake, and river lost their charm, the charm of novelty,
and do you wonder what you could ever have seen in them to admire ? Do you
long for the sea, the mountains, the soft zephyrs and fragrant orange groves
of the Sunny South? and do you feel perfectly convinced that you would never
weary of Alpine scenery, or of gazing on the blue Tyrrhenean sea? Think what
the old monk said of one of the fairest views on earth, that from the
Convent of San Martino, at Naples : “Yes. It is fine, transiuntibus!” The
old fellow had grown weary of looking down on the busy city beneath, of the
bay, of Vesuvius, of the islands, just as men weary of everything in this
world, just as you would grow weary of the most lovely prospect if you had
nothing else to do than to look at it. Tine scenery may be likened to a
zero; by itself it counts for nothing. You cannot eat it, nor drink it, nor
clothe yourself with it. It is only when it comes after an unit that it has
a value. Money is that unit, and you have it not. By reasoning in this way
we should be able, we think, to rout the blue devils and to convince
ourselves that, if not the luckiest and happiest of mortals, we were far
from being the most wretched; that if for the rich man there are many more
desirable residences than the Canadian backwoods, for the poor man there are
many worse.
We have completed our
backwoods year; it is the morning of our departure. From the verandah we
take a last look at the rushing river and at lake and forest, now dazzlingly
white in their winter dress. It is with dimmed eyes that we -do so, for with
all their disadvantages we love the grand old woods. Shall we ever visit
them again? Who can tell? Five times have we said, “Good night;” five times,
cc Good morrow.” ‘‘On revient toujours a ses premieres amours,” and one of
our very earliest was “Sylva Americana.” |