It was a raw, cold
morning in the latter part of November, after spending nearly a week on
a large island, in the River St. Lawrence, peopled with lumbermen and
“squatters,” which constituted one of the Wesleyan Missions, at a
Quarterly Meeting, whose services had been protracted for several days,
that I had the good fortune to ascertain a ferry .boat would start at an
early hour for the city opposite. I had been for some days most
painfully afflicted with an illness, the result of cold and hardship;
for which in that inhospitable region, I could obtain no remedy, and
which was becoming worse and worse every day. I had refused to cross on
Sabbath, from conscientious motives; and every day since it had been so
stormy and rough that no craft of the size of the ferry-boat could
possibly live in the swell that set in from Lake Ontario. But the wind
falling on the morning referred to, the horn at the ferry-house was
blown, and there was a general rush of the weather-bound, and of those
who were anxious to cross over to market once more before the river was
shut up with ice. A more motley group than that which was huddled
together in the little, dirty apology for a cabin, surely was never
assembled. It was such a group of “characters” as the pencil of a
Hogarth would have delighted to portray; and would have furnished ample
materials for one of the “Pick-Wick Papers'’ of a Boz. There were
several of the agriculturists and business men of the island, a squad of
market-women, young and old—a Romish priest, who looked thread bare and
squalid—and the dramatis personas who figure in the following colloquy.
The first was a burly, dissipated, audacious-looking Scotchman, a
wandering stone-cutter, in a round-skirted drab coat, rather shabby. The
second was a poor squalid emaciated-looking old Irish Roman Catholic, in
an old flapped hat and fear-naught pea-jacket, worn through at the
elbows. The third was a broad-spoken North-of-Ireland man, a professed
Protestant, but very ignorant, whose garments bespoke his half-farmer,
half-butcher occupation.
We had no sooner pushed
out from the wharf than the pedantic Scotchman began to enlighten the
company on his anti-emperance, and anti-christian, or infidel
principles. After a few ineffectual efforts to reason with this
impracticable man I gave place to the old Roman Catholic in the
fear-naught jacket. As the infidel boasted a great deal of his knowledge
of “Aljaybra,” the old Irishman took him up on certain mathematical
questions (I confess, beyond my depth) on which, to use an Americanism,
he “ used him up” in about “ five York minutes.” The wily Scot finding
himself worsted in this particular, transferred the debate to religion
and objected to the truth of the doctrines and institutions of
Christianity. Here the Roman Catholic was not equally at home. He urged
the authority of the Church. The infidel called for proof of its
authority. The old Irishman was non-plussed, At this juncture the greasy
butcher came to the rescue, and talked of using striking arguments,
saying he could “ bate a dozen” of the Scotchman, and that he would
“knock his two eyes into one.” Scotchman.— “You’r a butcher, are you?”
Butcher.—“Yes,” Scotchman.—“Then I don’t want to have any thing to say
to you, or any man that takes the life of living creatures.” Butcher.—
“Don’t you ate mate?” Scotchman.—“I eat nothing but fish.” Butcher.—“But
don’t the Scripture say, "That except these days be shortened, there can
be no flesh saved?’” Scotchman,—“What?” Butcher.—“That if these days are
not shortened, there can be no flesh saved.” Scotchman.— “I confess that
that beats me—you are beyond my depth altogether!” At this an uproarious
laugh burst from all the listeners, who had sufficient intelligence and
discernment to perceive the absurd ludicrous character of the whole
affair; and the rest joined in the laugh from sympathy. The boat having
neared the quay the most unique scene I ever witnessed was ended. It
served to divert my mind from pain and sea-sickness during the three
hours across a Strait of as many miles, which was occasioned by our
frequent tackings to gain headway against the wind.
The kind and skilful
treatment of my city friends soon restored me to my wonted health. Aijd
another thirty-six hours found me at home with my little family and a
brother preacher, •recounting the Jerry-boat scene, at the breakfast
table, after an absence of four weeks. |