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       By James Glover 
		WE all point with pride 
		to our School Boards and Educational Institutions and their achievements 
		in improving the mental condition of the people, but there is one result 
		of their teaching which is, perhaps, to be regretted—the weeding out of 
		original "characters," and the next generation will have none of these 
		children of nature to look back on, whose words and actions bring out a 
		smile even on the faces of the keen-eyed business man of to-day. We are 
		getting rid, too, of the solemn croakers who are continually contrasting 
		the present (unfavorably) with the past; who fold their hands and twirl 
		their thumbs, and dilate in languishing tones of the "good old days." 
		Those who see nothing but evil in anything that is new, and nothing but 
		good in everything that is old, and who assert unhesitatingly that every 
		change that has taken place in methods and manners since the dawn of the 
		present century has been for the worse and not for the better—they, too, 
		are passing away. In larger towns the Scottish tongue is getting every 
		year more hopelessly mixed with foreign importations, and even in the 
		Border valleys far removed from the sound of the steam whistle the soft 
		beauty of the speech of auld lang syne which Hogg knew and Burns sang is 
		"gey near by wi't." Old customs are going too, but custom dies hard 
		after it has become fossilized by age into established law and usage, 
		and there are many such still extant which have survived from former 
		ages, the meaning of which is somewhat obscure, in the holms, howes and 
		bonnie knowes of the Borderland. 
		Among the ancient 
		"clachans" that only await the touch of a Barrie or a Ferguson to make 
		them as famous as Kirriemuir or Glenbruar there are few that are as rich 
		in pay ore as "Th' Muckle Toon o' th' Langholm," a flourishing beauty 
		spot in Eskdale, Dumfries-shire. From the "toon fit" to the "gallows 
		side "—the latter grimly reminiscent of the days when every laird kept 
		his private gallows, the town straggles in approved fashion along both 
		sides of the Edinburgh road, and has had the orthodox "back raw" added 
		again and again as population increased, until a brisk enterprising town 
		has been built up - a go-ahead energetic place. Yet its growth has not 
		destroyed those eccentricities of character which the march of progress 
		so often wipes out. The origin of the town is lost in the "mists of 
		iniquity," and as Johnie Armstrong of Gilnockie had one of his 
		strongholds in close proximity to the town it is reasonable to suppose 
		that after Johnie made his ill-fated journey to Clenrickrig his 
		retainers instead of continuing to steal their neighbors, beeves settled 
		down to their several occupations and so formed the nucleus of the town. 
		The Muckle Toon along 
		with one or two others in the Borderland has the privilege of being a 
		Royal burg, having received grants of land on condition that they 
		appointed men (wardens) to ride round the marches or limits 'to see that 
		all was right, otherwise they forfeited their claims to the Royal gift. 
		This old time custom is celebrated most enthusiastically every year in 
		the interesting and imposing ceremony of the Common Riding. 
		If you wish to see all of 
		the observance you must not be too fond of the blankets on the morning 
		of the fifteenth day of July auld style. The fife and drum calls you 
		early to action and the stirring tones of "Hey Johnie Cope are ye waukin' 
		yet," brings every sluggard to the floor. After the dog-trail comes the 
		chief proceedings of the day—the riding of the marches. The cornet 
		wearing his badge of office bearing the town standard and flanked with 
		the comets of the two years preceeding, heads the procession of 
		horsemen—a gallant company, gray haired veterans galloping side by side 
		with beardless youths. Away they go in a cloud of dust up the steep 
		Kirkwynd over Hooley's mount till lost to view behind Whita's heights 
		while the spectators snatch a hurried breakfast ere starting out with 
		redoubled excitement to gain a good point of vantage at the town cross 
		before the cavalcade returns from the commons. Here, standing on 
		horseback on the cornet's mount for preference, one of the town fathers 
		proclaims the fair as follows: 
		PROCLAMATION 
		OF 
		LANGHOLM FAIR AND COMMON RIDING, 
		Held the day after the Summer or Lamb Fair, 27th July, annually. 
		GENTLEMEN,—The first 
		thing that I am going to acquaint you with are the Portioner's Grounds 
		of Langholm, from whence their services are from— 
		Now, Gentlemen, we're gan' 
		frae the Toun, 
		And first of a' the Kill Green we gang roun'; 
		It is an ancient place where clay is got, 
		And it belangs to us by RIGHT and LOT, 
		And then frae there the Lang-Wood we gang through,  
		Where every ane may breckons cut and pu'; 
		And last of a' we to the moss do steer, 
		To see gif a' oor Marches they be clear, 
		And when unto the Castle Craigs we come, 
		I'll cry the Langholm Fair and then we'll beat the drum. 
		Now, Gentlemen, what you 
		have heard this day concerning going round our Marches, it is expected 
		that every one who has occasion for Peats, Breckons, Flacks, Stanes or 
		Clay, will go out in defence of their properties and they shall hear the 
		PROCLAMATION of the LANGHOLM FAIR upon the Castle Craigs. 
		Now, Gentlemen, we have 
		crane roun' oor hills,  
		So now I think its right we had oor fill 
		Of guid strang punch—'twould make us a' to sing,  
		Because this day we have dune a guid thing;  
		For gangin' roun' oor hill we think nae shame,  
		Because frae it oar peats and flacks come hame;  
		So now I will conclude and say nae mair,  
		And if ye're pleased I'll cry the Langholm Fair! 
		Hays Yes, that's ae time! 
		Hays Yes, that's twae times! Hays Yes, that's the third and last time! 
		THIS IS TO GIVE NOTICE, 
		THAT there is a muckle 
		Fair to be hadden in the muckle Toun o' the Langholm, on the 15th day of 
		July, auld style, upon his Grace the Duke of Buccleuch's Mark Lann, for 
		the space of eight days and upwards; and a' land-loupers and dub-scoupers, 
		and gae-by-the-gateswingers, that come here to breed hordoms or dordoms, 
		huliments or buliments, hagglements or bragglements, or to molest this 
		public Fair, they shall be ta'en by order of the Bailie and Toun 
		Council, and their lugs be nailed to the Tron wi' a twalpenny nail; and 
		they shall sit doun on their bare knees and pray seven times for the 
		King and thrice for the Muckle Laird o' Ralton, [The Laird o' Ralton was 
		a natural son of King Charles II.] and pay a groat to me Jemmy 
		Fergusson, [Jernmy Fergusson was appointed Bailie for the Laird o' 
		Ralton, and lived within the common-right of Langholm near to Middlemoss.] 
		Bailie o' the afore-said Manor, and I'll away hame and hae a bannock and 
		a saut herrin' to my dinner by way o' auld style. 
		Huzza! Huzza!! Huzza!!! 
		Racing, wrestling and 
		other sports fill in the day—a day looked forward to with keen interest, 
		not by the townspeople alone, but by Langholmites everywhere who have 
		wandered far from their native vale —a day of reunion—"a green oasis of 
		romance in the desert of present day matter of factness." - Toronto.  |